Bean speed is really important

31, nb, very gay

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

There once was a man trying to make a point about the kitchen. "The sink!" He said "the sink is the single most important thing in the kitchen! It washes, it provides drinking water! It helps you prepare all of your meals and cleans your dishes for you after! The sink is the most important!"

"However," said a stranger coming through the crowd "you are forgetting about the countertop. It holds everything in the kitchen together. You prepare your food and serve your food ON the countertop. Even your prescious sink would have no where to be if it weren't for the countertop!"

The man was stunned. He wasn't prepared for a counterargument

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I wrote this joke in a sleep deprived rage and its one of the best pieces of writing I have ever produced

[cleverreports]

We report around noon, as it is beginning to get hot: contrails and overhead lines are splitting the sky into shards. We stare at the resulting pattern for too long, and it stays printed over our eyes when we board the train. It is still overlaid there while we look for a seat.

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[urmumsfan]

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

[henk-heijmans]

Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown

[chippyyyz]

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

[stephendann]

Prelude to an ass kicking

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[neverhavethemoon]

I think about three and a half people follow me, but my friend in Gaza got her account here shut down and doesn’t have much reach. She and her family still need help if anyone has anything they can spare - https://www.gofundme.com/f/3sjr4-please-help-my-family-in-gaza

Donate to Please help my family in Gaza , organized by Arij Arij

I am Randa from Gaza, I am 21 years old, my family and I consist of 6 people, I was studying … Arij Arij needs your support for Please help

[neverhavethemoon]

A reblog if anyone has anything to spare - my friend really needs help.

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[friend-crow]

[birds-in-posts]

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

[desert-love]

[a-book-of-creatures]

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

[fuckass-bird-blog]