The Second Shelf to the Right

[ejacutastic]

straight people: *makes literally hating your spouse a cultural norm* straight people: gays are ruining marriage

[ejacutastic]

I didn’t know this shit got so many notes also the straights are so mad in the comments lmfao

[what-eats-owls]

choose your work music wisely, y’all.

[kouha]

about to leave to take mika to the er shes throwing up and having diarrhea i think she must have swallowed a foreign object or eaten an azalea if you can donate please do she might have to have surgery and x rays and i have 70 dollars tops my paypal is [email protected] and my youcaring is https://www.youcaring.com/thefosterfamily-692466 

shes 10 months old and my service dog in training

[kouha]

theres a foreign object in her large and small intestine and in taking the x ray to find that out they found out her hip is displaced pls donate if u can i had to leave her there until they call me back

[kouha]

circled in red are the foreign objects blocking her intestines.  circled in blue is her displaced hip. pls signal boost i need help

[kouha]

the surgery to fix her hip will cost 2500 dollars. please keep sharing this she’s limping and needs to have it soon. im calling around to try and find the lowest cost in my area but its all around the same. im disabled and was deemed unfit to work by my therapist but im trying anyway cause i need to help my service animal but im not getting any call backs. please dont send me hate im doing everything i can. please keep sharing this

[fairy-stone]

so I’m trying to get back into being a studyblr (I never stopped being inspired by all you amazing people btw and you’re why I came back 🌟)

I’d tried bullet journaling the old fashioned way a couple of times but i’m much too anxious of a person to really ‘get in there’ so to speak. I didn’t want to mess up pages and I was basically just scared of the commitment. But then I saw @saturdaystudying’s digital bullet journal w/ OneNote and I was like “yeah, I love technology let’s do this!" 

 I’ve been experimenting with it for the past month and I think i finally got the hang of it and I love it!! (Dailies are too much of a time suck and aren’t very effective for me, so I use any.do to put my to do list together.)  

this will be my first month of the habit tracker and budget planner, so fingers crossed!! (I made these printables the background in OneNote so I can type over them w/out any hassle)

Thanks to @tastemysuccess for the amazing April Constants printable and @thearialligraphyproject for the april calendar printable!! I can’t find the person who made the deer monthly expenses printable so sorry!! If it’s yours msg me and I’ll be sure to credit you.

[georgejamesvaltom]

Being a Harry Potter fan like:

[drarryking]

true

also when i say sirius black is a drama queen what i actually mean is that sirius black had an abusive childhood with awful, bigoted parents, lived through and fought in the first wizarding war, lost two of his closest friends was betrayed by a third and seperated from the fourth, spent 12 years in a cell being forced to relive all of his worst memories, before escaping prison only find himself in the midst of another war and being forced into his abusive childhood home whilst suffering from depression/ptsd and generally he brushed everything off and acted like he didn’t give a damn (maybe he broke down once/twice in front of james bc it was james so he could) but generally he internalized shit and did not make a big deal out of things he would be perfectly entitled to make a big deal out of…. but at the same time he would wax poetic for two hours about the bitter sting of betrayal after remus stole his eggs at breakfast

[marauders4evr]

*Slams fist on table* I’ve been on this website for three and a half years and I’ve never seen such a perfect post about Sirius Black.

[heathens-and-kings]

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.

[adeles]

I am a girl who loves my island… I am the daughter of the village chief

[perhapsarat]

has anyone ever before been so comprehensively torn to shreds in their life tho

[dalekofchaos]

My favorite part about that line is that it implies that Gilderoy Lockhart was a more competent teacher than Dolores Umbridge. And that may be the biggest insult in the entire series.

[neverlandsbookshelf]

Enter to win a trip to meet author Marissa Meyer! http://bit.ly/2ci1UM3 #HeartlessCountdown #Sweepstakes

[sapphicsith]

Declan: Ronan you gotta leave Henrietta some dangerous shit is about to go down

Ronan: B I T C H I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT WITH ADAM I DON’T GIVE TWO FUCKS IF THE WORLD LITERALLY ENDS

[behindthefourthwall]

[rainnecassidy]

this remains one of my favorite posts of all time

[bookaddictsguide-deactivated202]

Thanks to a successful swap, I am now in possession of a UK ARC of Cinder 😍😮 This is by far my most extensive collection and I am SO EXCITED to add such a rarity to my #LunarChronicles collection!! I now own… Seven different versions of Cinder 😁 What’s your largest book collection? Which books or series do you collect? #cinder #scarlet #cress #winter #fairest #starsabove #thelunarchronicles #marissameyer #bookcollection #bookcollector #lunartic #lunartics #ya #yalit

[neverlandsbookshelf]

Me: It doesn't matter if you get a hardcover or paperback, the content is still the same and that's the only thing that should matter!

Me: *Sees a shiny hardcover of a book i already own*

Me: i want

[theboywhoreadsbooks]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but stickers on books will be the end of me.

[alrightevans]

social media aus make everything better lmao literally imagine the harry potter books + social media. second year someone snapchats a picture of literal death threats written on the walls in blood captioned ‘’hogwarts its the safest place in the world’ lmao bitch where??’ fourth year #potterstinks is trending locally on twitter. sixth year story gets out about harry’s conversation with snape and everybody in the gryffindor group chat changes their name to ‘roonil wazlib’ for a week. draco bitching about harry on yik yak as if the entire school doesn’t know for a fact its him. 

[jiilys]

if i may

Hogwarts girls all sharing pinterest boards of the ideal yule ball #aesthetic

Fred and george’s twitters being #1 in the school because they post stuff like: ‘Filch’s office has a nice carpet it would be a shame if someone… replaced it with ants… hmm… imagine… swarms of ants… in Flich’s office… right at this moment…’

Inquisitorial Squad has a facebook page which it’s compulsory to like but no matter how hard they try they can’t get anyone to like their new profile pic of all of them posing like absolute white boys outside the greenhouses

Dumbledore is the Cher of Hogwarts Twitter

Colin Creevy’s snapchat story basically just being videos of Harry sleeping with captions like ‘the boy who sleeps!!!!!!’

Moaning Mertle having 38 minute long youtube videos that have 2 views

A reddit thread of ‘Where is Sirius Black???’ and someone keeps posting dog puns on it but no one knows who it is

Dumbledore has to ask everyone at the start of term feast to stop creating fake McGonagall Instagram’s that are just full of cat pictures with captions like ‘my damn hair was a CAT-astrophe today’  

YAHOO ANSWERS: ‘if I was trying to sneak a bunch of cloaked figures into school without anyone noticing in order to redeem my father in the eyes of Death Eater Jesus how would I do that I am asking for a friend’

MORE YAHOO ANSWERS: ‘how to tell entire class of students that teacher is a werewolf without arousing suspicion’

FUCKING YAHOO ANSWERS MAN: ‘is it bad to keep dragon inside wooden house’ and then ‘spell to rebuild wall of wooden house after enormous fire’

Slughorn would be one of those instagramers who tag everything with about 3939 tags like #followforafollow #likeforalike #f4f #funny #hilarious #lol #popular #fitness #instalike #inspiration #love #hate even when the photo is literally just a shot of his thumb

I could go on for years oh my god can you picture McClaggans Facebook where he tags Hermione in every fitness photo until she is forced to unfriend him

[queerstrawberryshortcake]

Out of nowhere people start getting followed by someone called @Thesiriusblack on instagram and all it has is a “surprise bitch, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me” meme

[andromxche]

the memes though

history of hogwarts becomes a huge thing because fred and george got their hands onto youtube so everyone talks about it now. “sticks. and brooms. broomsticks”

neville becomes FAMOUS for years because trevor is the face of the pepe meme.

peeves playing “never gonna give you up” near valentine’s day

[purqatory]

the wizarding schools around the world compete to see which does the best harlem shake

[clairesbooklr-deactivated202108]

My ‘to be read’ list is longer than my life expectancy