What About Mouthwash?

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[everythingstarstuff]

[drememoto]

“One more thing, sir. You told me you couldn’t possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if that’s true, I just gotta ask– how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?”

[giantkillerjack]

“Why, Lieutenant, the PS3 is backwards compatible with many PS2 games. I was simply playing one of my many PS2 games at the time of the murder. Surely you are at least familiar with Kingdom Hearts? I’d be happy to show you my save file if it would put your mind at ease.”

[drememoto]

“Ah, gee. Kingdom Hearts… Yeah, that one’s a classic. one of the best ones, even. My wife loves that little Sora guy. No, I agree. You’re right, sir. I should’a thought of that. Well, I’ll get outta your hair, then. — Oh, one more thing…

I just remembered something you might find a little interesting. See, you’ve got one of those black models. With the top-loading tray. And those PS3 models are backwards compatible. … but only for PS1 games. Kingdom Hearts wasn’t on the PS1, though, was it? …”

[giantkillerjack]

“Oh… yes, how very… observant of you, Lieutenant. Well, I… suppose I must have been mistaken. My memory of that dreadful night - it’s all jumbled, you see. It must have been one of my other games from my PS1 library. Spyro, perhaps. Or– yes, now I remember. It was Final Fantasy 7 - the character of Cloud is in both that game and in Kingdom Hearts. I must have simply gotten my wires crossed. How silly of me.”

[drememoto]

“All right, then. That explains it. Well, have a good night, then.  … Oh, uh… I figure I oughta let you know … we did have your memory card searched. We didn’t see Final Fantasy VII on there. Must’ve been a glitch or something. Might wanna get that checked.”

[giantkillerjack]

“Now, see here, Columbo, perhaps if you were spending more time looking for actual clues, rather than harping on my gaming habits, you might have caught the real killer by now!

If you have anything more to say to me, you can kindly say it to my lawyer.

So, if you’ll excuse me, I have a Twitch stream scheduled for noon, and I do not care to keep my followers waiting. Good day, sir.”

[drememoto]

“Certainly, sir, I’ll be outta your way now. Oh, – gee. Gosh, I nearly forgot. I figured I’d mention. We did get one lead. On the murder, sir.

We determined from Mr. Elbertson’s autopsy that he was repeatedly beaten in the back of the head with a small, blunt object. No bigger than about 157 mm longways. Likely a, uh … analog gamepad of some kind. Dualshock, that’s what the lab boys told me. You got any idea what sorta console uses those? I only ask ‘cause you seem to know about these sorta things. What with you being– well, being a gamer.”

[lemonadebottle]

cursed object

[yvngsl1me]

there is so much going on here I feel like I’m looking at something that exists in multiple dimensions at once

[bootlegs-and-engrish]

…C-can I just have a moment here?

[nelc]

Tactical snacks by br ba

[toastbutteregg]

just laying facts here

[marijuanamodels]

“When a flower doesn’t bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower.”

— Alexander Den Heijer

[transfagdotcom-archive]

Absolutely losing my mind over little grandpa

[bakwaaas]

love is stored in the cow

[kait0taku]

“My aisu nooooooooo!!!”

this is the sound of true despair.

[toastbutteregg]

this always leaves me hanging and wanting more ice cream!!

[sproingoid]

all the things she said all the things she said running through my head running through my head (running through my head)

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Online grocery shopping and I came across this.

Eggplant, Baby!

[tokyogems]

came across a random eggplant on the street during my walk.

散歩してたら、地面に茄子が落ちてた。。迷子？

[wintertundra-art]

yes

[hee-blee-art]

the only bad artists are those whose work perpetuates discrimination or causes undeserved harm. there is no “aesthetic” excuse for fatphobia. humans are diverse. if you’d like to draw them, learn to draw fat bodies. 

[ace-attorney-pride-flags]

I have a question! Sometimes the flags look different in each post, like the colours seem more saturated or whatever. Are you eyedropping the colours from the character?

oh yea basically each flag is unique and the colours are picked from offical character arts or sprites.

here have one

oh and cool pfp

[soundsnaked]

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