A few of my favorite things

Andrea. 24. Queer. they/them 

[werebutch]

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

this is my favorite addition by a mile. I am now glad that I made this post

[bumbis]

this is killing me

[caats]

[inkcat1987]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Pretty kitty in her finest makeup! This popular and fashionable kitty could be yours for the low price of $17.81 today!

[charlesoberonn]

Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history

[charlesoberonn]

What's next? A gay Frederick the Great? A fat Henry VIII? An asian Genghis Khan?

Ridiculous!

[headspace-hotel]

Next thing you know they will make Joan of Arc a woman

[valthudershockheeler]

Artamee on Instagram

[everydaylouie]

i say i say

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[curseworm]

(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement

[millenniallust4death]

Link to the tweet.

[nitw]

in honor of two of the greatest tweets of all time

[konzaprairieunofficial]

Several years ago, my spouse was like, “you gotta give the kitties a warning before you grind your coffee beans” and I was like “okay sure makes sense” so now every morning before I grind coffee beans I yell “it’s gonna get loud babies!!!! Gotta grind some beans!!!!” And my spouse will yell back from corners of the house, in a despondent tone, “OH NO NOT THE BEANS!!!! SCATTER!!!”

[arrgh-whatever]

[adeernamedmando]

this one’s the best human version for me because call it headcanon if you will but the story doesn’t work if the two of them are (metaphorically) in their early twenties

Banderas was open about how Puss represents his own fear of getting old and being at the end stage of his career and looking at the end of his life approaching in the distance. the two basically adopt a child together.

if you imagine them as being in their late thirties at least, a lot of their behavior(and the choice of having a SIXTY YEAR OLD voice the main character) not only makes more sense but give the movie a very specific meaning

[theoneandonlyespa]

In the first movie i headcanon Puss and Kitty to be around their metaphorical 30's, to me in The Last Wish they have to be at least in their 40's

[gaeilge-rules]

Found this far funnier than I should have

[siriusly-justreblogs]

someone please tell me if this is actually in accordance with how you spell irish stuff

[ailichi-deactivated20230730]

I appreciate your curiosity!! This is exactly how we’d Gaelicise English names.

The J in Jason becoming an S is based on the model of Seán being the Irish version of John, and of Séamus being the Irish version of James. Séason would be pronounced Shay-son.

T is pronounced very softly in Irish, and when it’s followed by an E, it becomes a CH sound. The EA diphtong in Tead is pronounced as ‘ah’. So Tead would be pronounced as Chad, exactly the same.

As above, the EA is pronounced ‘ah’ and the combination GH is silent in Irish, so Hearraigh would be pronounced as Harry is in English, despite the initially alarming length.

Darach is already an Irish name, meaning ‘like an oak,’ and it’s usually Anglicised as Dara or Darragh (pronounced identically to each other), so suggesting Dairech = Derek is just extra funny.

I don’t think I’ll actually be able to scrub Ailfiagh out of my mind. It sounds too Irish, to the point that it’s replaced Alfie as the default spelling for me.

In short, We Need to Talk about Caoimhín (Kwee-veen) is a genius.

[a-streamed-consciousness]

The Virgin latinize vs the tead gealicise

[morporkian-cryptid]

@whosayscrimedoesntpay

[currently-evil]

All of Puss' Death Cards for your enjoyment😺👢💀

[janartworld]

“Who is your favorite fearless hero”

[txttletale]

jump off a bridge, cunt

see this is a perfect example of what not to do with a hate ask.

poorly matched to hate target: the suicide bait is a classic of anon hate, but it's a rookie mistake to deploy it against just anybody. any careful look at my blog would see that i am incredibly egotistic--using a hate tactic better suited to a blogger with low self esteem is just sloppy.

too generic to sting: this ask mentions no specific details about any problematic behaviour, annoying personality traits, or my personal life. since it feels like it could have been sent by anyone to anyone, it's difficult to take it personally.

cultural mismatch: 'cunt' probably comes across a lot harsher in your cultural context. however, i live in the UK, so i get called and call other people a cunt every day. as such, you're left with a lackluster ending for a very weak ask overall.

F. see me after class

[insomniac-arrest]

is this Tumblr university

[shinybluebirdwizard-deactivated]

Twilight went from letting Anya 'help' at the mixing bowl unsupervised...

... to getting her a little chair to stand on so that he can teach her how to properly mix ingredients together to make a cake 🥹