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captainlordauditor

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world

helloitstrash

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

hubriscomplex

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

unheavenlycreatures

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

tyrannosaurus-rex

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

finalfantasie-remade-deactivate

while you studied the blade

I studied the blade too we were classmates

iamfuckingtrash

hey bro is there any blade homework due tomorrow

adeles

Dada is here. Let’s show him how fabulous you are. Incredibles 2 (2018)

twitblr

Vote for my man Beto in November

handsomejackass

can’t wait to get fucking smashed while hot potato plays in the background

raineymazecave

catch me in the pit during fruit salad

alwaysbewoke

ruinedchildhood

ededdandeddy

2000ish

Nope.

thotketraccoon

the best part of jimmy neutron

hellyeahrihannafenty

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

dr0wnedperfectionist

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

eroscestlavie

every time i watch this when the reveal hits and he starts dancing i’m like “oh ok that ain’t a big deal he’s just another celeb doing a gimmick” but somehow by the end of this video without fail i am filled with respect for him and zendaya for being like…a powerful gen z couple who both give off chaotic bisexual vibes

i think it’s the irreverence with which he splashes the water

feistyfrank

that was a classic that was a classic

thelovelylights

It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift

professorsparklepants

He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.