This is what my brain looks like

So I apologize in advanced

[latenights]

i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean the world to me

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

my daily routine

wake up (8 am)

cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)

listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)

punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)

sleep (8 pm)

[boldfish]

Me: *scripting every single word I will say before making a food order*

[markv5]

На ручки хочу!

[pleatedjeans]

[freshest-tittymilk]

Gemini in cat-form

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[tomhonks-blog]

[neoliberalismkills]

the real struggle in 2004

[gif87a-com]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.

That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.

[a-boy-called-micah]

op change your url this is fucking fantastic

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[vastderp]

more pics here 

She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then, whale watchers down under look for “the Blade Runner” every year. Just the sight of her starts conversations about whether we humans should reconsider being such gigantic floppy penises to our rad cetacean bros.

nobody will ever be harder core than the Blade Runner. She has surpassed badassery. 

She is unkillable. She is Life Goals: the Whale.

[adorable-orcas]

The Blade Runner is one badass whale

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

[stranger-dustin]

And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“

- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)

[violetclowns]

Rb if you wanna complain about men and eat cheese with Winona Ryder

[singlemotherwithnokids]

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

[memegiver]

Me:*does badly on something im supposed to be good at*

Me: Well i guess this is the end, im not good at anything anymore, i need to rethink my whole life and also die

[50shadezofcarter]

“Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.”

— (via itcuddles)

[buzzfeed]

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out