theo (they/he)

struggling marauders fan

[manwrre]

i love how every fandom’s got its fics. you know the ones, that one way or the other, everyone has and probably will read at some point in their lives? and no one else would understand. like i could say “you’re hesitating, love” and an entire group of people will fall to their knees in a target

[leftwiththeriverr]

His mullet is growing out 🤭

[andypantsx3]

writing fics be like

[calamitoustide]

so... does anyone have any jegulus texting fic recommendations

[calamitoustide]

fuck it I change my mind give me any jegulus fic you have

[at-the-end-of-all]

“oh but canonically..” canonically i’m beating you with this stick i found

[not-rab]

auror: sit in that chair, we’re going to interrogate you

regulus *whispering*: deny everything

barty *loudly*: that isn’t a chair

[meanbryn]

when your boyfriend is a convicted criminal on the loose but needs some fresh air

[leftwiththeriverr]

Mullet

[adharastarlight]

whenever i have days off because of anxiety, someone always asks if i had a "nice day off" like... um yeah! I totally loved being unable to breathe or move for the majority of the day all whilst feeling incredibly guilty for 'skipping'

its great. 10/10 recommend

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius black when he has to pay his own bills for the first time

[themightynyunyi]

James was never a nice gryffindor...

[selfgoals]

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

[sunkissedspider]

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

[hotel-firingsquad]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

it’s important to recognize that these are in fact two different statements.

[twisted-tales-told]

I NEED TO SCREAM ACTUALLY LOOK AT THIS MAN

THAT IS MY JAMES POTTER AND HIS NAME IS ALI HADJI-HESHMATI AND HES EXACTLY HOW I PICTURE JAMES

[cndarts]

when they're a completely made up band>>>

[neversoftied]

excerpt from the fic i’m writing:

“Son of baconator mayo only…?” Emmeline repeated, the words sounding like a disgusted question. “Jesus, Pete.” She turned to Regulus and didn’t even get to speak before he was beginning his order.

“Four for four meal, no onion or mustard on the burger. Medium fries, large Sprite. And barbeque for dipping sauce.” His face stayed neutral, but he was staring intensely at Emmeline. As if daring her to judge his sauce preferences.

[rollercoasterwords]

why is there a wolfstar scarcity panic every 2 months. baby they are not going anywhere i promise u

[james-sunshine-potter]

If wolfstar is folklore, then marylily is folklore long pond studio version.