Hell Is Just A Sauna

Siobhán | 16 | Irish

[quaggly]

who decided that dragons have arms? they don’t need em

[kilusion2011]

Dragons need arms to hug

[quaggly]

god damn it you’re right

[yamelcakes]

hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today

[brehaaorgana]

i love it

[the-real-ted-cruz]

i love how unproblematic firefighters are. they just wanna put out the fires. 

[richard-hollabackgirl-nixon]

I used to think that.

[the-real-ted-cruz]

that’s so ominous wtf did the firefighters do to you

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[animals-lovers]

[sonnyslimjim]

It’s a good day to remember that I had a triceratops plushie for the majority of my childhood named Horny and my parents did nothing

[waluigi-in-clownworld]

Say it with me kids

Words are not oppressive. It’s your choice to be offended by them & give them power. Stop being a pussy.

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

oh lets listen to the guy pretending to be waluigi on the internet they seem to clearly be rational and smart, much like i know waluigi to be

[waluigi-in-clownworld]

Yeah me having a waluigi themed account clearly negates my ability to have a fucking valid opinion. Ok.

[rileyaurelia]

You shouldn’t have let his words have the power to upset you, Waluigi

[french-boat-deactivated20181217]

me: *to my grandchildren* this roomba is a priceless artifact of our family. our heirloomba.

[french-boat-deactivated20181217]

people unfollowed me because of this post

[joshpeck]

good

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[hungry-hobbits]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[nevertrustaduckling]

trans person: hi i'm trans

The Cis™: OMG YAAAS QUEEN SLAY 👏🏻

trans person: i'm actually a trans boy

The Cis™: i am 😳 So sorrey!! he trans boi sweet innocent flower prince🌿 uwu must protec at all cost ✨✨u adorable pupper 🐶here is a flower crown ur so smol!!!!🌞 u can do no harm 🌻i lov u sweet precious babby💫

trans person: what... the fuck

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

[alternativeblkgal]

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

[reynabeth-deactivated20180821-d]

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

[mightbeinsaneforever]

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

[heckifiknowcomics]

Seasons Greetings my dudes!

[angel-macabre]

“jealousy is so disgusting” “anger is so toxic” did u know? these are emotions every human has

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

A good post, pure.

[casper-the-friendly-being-blog]

Another adorable story has been added.

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

can I have these posted right under the politics section in the newspaper? I feel like we need that kinda positivity rn.

[arandomthot]

Just the thought of that happening gives me anxiety

[swagneato]

my least favorite vowel is o

[sexandshitposts-deactivated2019]

mine is u

[swagneato]

[fonzworthcutlass]

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

[lets-do-the-time-warp-again-dea]

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice