Untitled @newblogwhodisss - Tumblr Blog

Girl: Are you nervous?

Me: Yes

Girl: Is this your first time?

Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

my guy pikachu more heartless than the whole team rocket organization

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

first it hurts you,then it changes you.

Ash: woah what is this Pokemon

Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew

Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

human: ha ha ha, silly cat, that door leads to the same outside as the door you just came in

human: *this post*

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

Teri yaadan nu, baatan nu Assi bhull na pawange

Don’t even trip when you get cut off or cut someone off. Keep that “it was nice while it lasted, but it was nice to know you” energy & move on.

Let it go, let it breathe.

Set yourself a couple goals to achieve.

Grow into the person that you want to be.

man do I miss the days when you could just come to Tumblr and talk about all your woes and no one would know

I can’t stop laughing at this

so tired man

Untitled