[julianplum]

🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish post

[goryfluff]

Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) | 2024

[newgoldendawn]

me when i pilot the rov (i do the same comments lol)

[vanglaggle]

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

[pkaykim]

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[ruinedchildhood]

[miggylol]

[antoniabishop]

Drove to Colorado with my boyfriend and his dog

[mostrovskaa]

crayfish galore!

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

its crazy that mr brightside is one of the best songs ever yet isnt even the best killers song

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

mr brightside comes on at the club: multiple injuries

somebody told me comes on at the club:

[1617]

sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass

[strawberrywhorechataa]

And every time i am.

[yossyislandd]

i don’t endorse him or anything but like. what else are you supposed to do if you’re named hannibal

[yossyislandd]

like his name isn’t hommunity service or something

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

your email has found me on the fucking brink

[ofishal-fish-posts]

at the next inconvenience, i'm going to become a fish

[ormacritis]

How will this affect the trout population

[ofishal-fish-posts]

the trout population will be affected.

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

your email has found me on the fucking brink

[cryptixotic]

𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐞

Stygian Waters / Bottomless Depths

[foone]

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

[monsterpotion]

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

[sevensixone]

[queenlyquiescentqueer]

[Image ID: Calvin's dad putting up his finger sagely to dispense wisdom]

[ofishal-fish-posts]

boss make a dollar

i make a dime

that's why i think about fish on company time

[newgoldendawn]

my job is to think about fish win win situation