all star by smash mouth “jokes” that now live on tumblr instead of twitter part 2
[scared gotham city resident, to batman]: i need to get myself away from two-face [batman]: yep, what’s concept [batman takes off his cowl to reveal that it’s actually all star by smash mouth]
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[kidnapper, not obsessed with all star by smash mouth]: so we’re going to kidnap n sync and 98 degrees [different kidnapper, obsessed with all star by smash mouth]: so, what’s wrong with taking the backstreet boys?
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nobody puts baby in a corner someBODY once told me the world is gonna roll me
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we should lobby to doing a rickroll but for all star by smash mouth and calling it “getting shrekt”
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no pain, no gain no go, no glow
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[christopher robin]: tut, tut, it looks like rain [winnie the pooh except it’s all star by smash mouth]: the meteor men beg to differ
The last one got me


























