The Bakedest Tater

[newpogodi]

Everyone should be telling me this all the time

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[conservethis]

Casting with all my might

[newpogodi]

[caitvisbian]

the plot of leverage:

[andmaybegayer]

measure once cut also once, no prablem

[andmaybegayer]

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

[shaydh]

I have done the cross stitch

[poolboydivision]

in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl

[makeitdewey]

702 Miscellany of fine and decorative arts

[crazy-brazilian]

[suchcrispwhimsy]

never been seen in the same room together

[newpogodi]

Neither has batman! Do they take turns?

[intrigd-voyagr]

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

[petulantworm]

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

[newpogodi]

Moving from the USA to Canada

[slab-o-meat]

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

[slab-o-meat]

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

[newpogodi]

Can I have some?

[newpogodi]

Fog makes life look so surreal

[queer-as-city-folk]

Perfectionism in art is incredibly good for your mental health, I assure you

[queer-as-city-folk]

Taking something you love and turning it into an exact science in which one minor mistake will ruin and haunt you has never once gone wrong

[foxfootunderscore]

i keep trying to smell sodas and end up getting a spike of carbonation directly to my brain

[newpogodi]

By snorting it or just putting your nose over it while it bubbles?

[newpogodi]

"Draw something" should be the same thing as "touch grass" for artists

[demonprincex]

I don't want to have fun anymore. I want to be the grindset man

[demonprincex]

but I don't want to work either

[newpogodi]

But also I want all my bills to be paid by someone who doesn't talk to me

[testdevice]

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

[enby-denby]

They call it the Odyssey because it really do be Odd at Sea

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[newpogodi]

Oh, wait, there's this other thing that I thought about for the last 3 months non stop but now I don't even know what it was about

[newpogodi]

If only there was a way to read tumblr posts like an audiobook.