Used to be NewPotatoMash

Trying to recreate years of the blog that got nerfed. Comics, doodles and rigid headcanons. Frequent nsfw posts. I am not your parent, I'm a random adult on the internet. (30+)

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Negan when he's definitely anti-rape but loves sustainable public transportation:

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Sometimes I get stupid sad about the fact that I can't write fics for shit, because I have so many thoughts and feelings about a fun cegan dynamic that will sound ridiculous without context because they generally aren't 'wholesome' or tender. But they could be, and if I knew how to fucking write, I would 😭.

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Puppy Carl with his man-presenting nipples. Will this fly? Who knows. I sure as hell don't 😭

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Carl who still wets the bed in Alexandria and Negan who bullies him for it because how are you gonna kill my people and still be pissing your ninja turtle bedsheets 💔😩

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For a show called Half Man, it sure as fuck managed to Fully destroy me 🥳

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Silly little WIP of a pubbi-Carl, muzzled, because he keeps boitin' 😔

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How on EARTH does a strawpage work, I want to show people my stuff but have no idea HOW 😭

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It's kind of insane how, when discussing fanworks and someone tells me a specific ship, kink or trope that they like, I have a looming sense of dread that I can't go with them there because enjoy makes me wanna scream bloody murder.

I won't, obviously but explaining that I'd prefer to never hear about this specific thing ever again if I don't, feels like I'm rejecting them as humans because it's what they like and wish to share with me.

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For someone who ships cegan and will check the tag, nothing sends me into a spiral of guilt and sadness like the goddamn gifset from that one porn, for reasons that aren't even related to cegan 😩

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It's my birthday tomorrow (the 18th) if anyone wants to throw me a surprise party (The surprise is that you locate me in the first place) 🥰🥰🥰

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I have nasty thoughts and if I was a less grounded individual I would be making mean posts telling people their headcanons or takes suck fucking ass but it all stems from an embarrassing amount of insecurity that my ideas aren't good and worthy of adopting. Which is another fucked up issue.

I wish I could be a hater. I want to be an aggressive hater so I can scare people away ): Maybe I should become an anti (these are jokes)

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Having one of those meltdowns that have me questioning everything and doubting everything I do and ever did ☠️

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sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

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sex with a guy who gave you a big head start and mocks you about it after he’s caught you anyway

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sex with a guy who wants to watch your brain kick down a few notches when he pins you down like you’re a prey animal that knows it’s done running

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Older doodle from a "what if"-scenario from a cegan au that's basically built on "what ifs" as well. So. An au of an au. Carl is a chewtoy for the wolves and Negan blames himself and everyone around him for it.

Full R18 version here

Tw: heavy bruising, bitemarks, blood, non-con, bondage/ropework

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Carl who goes from hissing insults and curses, to pathetic little mewls as Negan fucks him silly and he's forced to take it 🐶

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A little moodboard thing to embody the vibes of a cegan au that'll never see the light of day in anything but my thoughts and doodles - Takes place in the 90s, and is the epitome of abusive angst 💔

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Carl is so fucking autistic

He is a picky eater and an "Ohh, good texture"-kinda person. No haircuts if mom can't cut it. Emotional outbursts, delayed emotional responses or disassociating entirely.

You'll have to pry autistic Carl from my cold, dead hands-