Newtkin on the Block

Agatha Cathy; feminist, artist, newt.

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Mangos

“Man goes to the store and he buys fruit. They name it after him because men”. 

Too true of a concern. As a progressive nation, we’ve emphasized going the extra mile for equal rights. Why not address actual ACTUAL subjects? Ones that have plagued us all (womyn) since the dawn of time... Example: My neighbor’s kid got a teaset that she asked for. Whether she asked for it or not doesn’t matter because she’s clearly been conditioned to enjoy “feminine” and “housewife” activities. I would have half a mind to take the teaset away and replace it with a gender neutral toy like clay. Or something.

Please do not do this to your child. Please.

As a side note, I’m a little concerned with how I used to type my blog (drunk), as I feel I was never able to articulate myself or address real topics.

~Agatha

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Sudden momynt of clarity

Man is more than just a shit gender. It is decidedly part of everyday animals, insects, and even foods. Manta Ray. MANtaray. 

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Literally f*uck right off...........

The DIFFERENCE between a Newt and a Salamander is a salaMANder is an misogynistic poseur of a the newt goddesses (or goddi- for the universal or a-gendered). Please refrain from talking to me about newts as PETS?! Also please GOLD YOUR LIPS SHUT WHEN I TALK. Just because My womanism as a newt “disturbs” or “confuses” you, does not give you the right to assume my race, gender, or SPECIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If this confuses or disturbs you, kindly fuckk off because bespite the friends I have who accept and embrace who I am as a newtkin, there are always people out there who will try to talk to you about it. I’m talking to you, person who looks at me funny when I tell them I’m a newtkin. I’m talking to you, person who ignores it. I’m talking to you, person who is interested in what it’s like.I’m talking to you, person who also tells me they’re a newtkin.I’M TALKING TO ALL OF YOU. After all, if you think salaMANders are even real, fuck you.

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Cant Stoop the Newt

Raising awareness for Newtkin awareness! Give them the love they deserve, but please don’t bring it up unless they do first ,and even if they don’t. Just don’t talk about it 

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RadFemProbs

Getting into a debate with someone then realizing they’re a decade younger than you and having to call upon your Patience™.

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The Good The Bad and the Hungry?

(Out of the way frst:  My tumbl ir is not just for feminsm or man pig hate. No, please don’t take it as an anger fueled ragefest dedicated to spread the truth about manspreads and mansplaining when clearly they are a superior gender *eyeroll*. It’s not, but yeah I dabble in some feminism. )

Anyway, I’ve discovered a new diet (not to mention the carrot teen will make me healthier, or so I’m told). I’m at a decently proportionate size/weight for a womyn of my height/age, so it’s not a weight loos/super diet/make me pretty fad. It’s more of a... I wanna be young looking again and quickly thing. I’ve taken up the hobby of nail biting to combat a few wrinkles. I don’t think it’s a gimmick because my 2nd cousin’s daughter in law vouches for it.  Now on to the real question... How many calories are actually in fingernails and toe nails? I really would rather NOT bite either (especially toe nial) but I decided I’d stick with it for a few days and if I’m not different looking I’m going to drop it and write it off as my 2nd cousin’s daughter in law is just a LIAR. So, tumblr fellettes, have you tried the diet and does it work? Whats your calorie/nail daily intake? Do you clean them before hand (Lol hand), and do you also eat the toenails? Thanks in advance!

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Last Weeks Ecsapade

Golden words from the mouth of a shitlord last week. When I was at the comic store on Brixton Ave with my co worker and my lady friend, I made it a point NOT to talk about feminismims due to the high sensitivity of my SO’s ear muscles and she cant hear ranting too long or it literally triggers acid indigestion for her. We were walking to the front of the store to leave (none of us like comics, as it turns out) when I noticed a poster for something called Suicide Squad. Ya, I thought. I’m always that way too when I hear people disagreeing with me and my way of lif as a newt. Then I saw.... THEM....! Tits? Thighs? Bleached blonde bimbo pigtails what the FUCK??? Who the fuck is this “woman” to hear who she is who decided she is wants so much attention that she has to parade the sets of a film dressed like a dick lobster vagina...? What amazes me is that people stood up for it saying it was “just a costume” and that it wasn’t called suicide squad because of recent hater attacks on my receding female hairline. RIGHT.  I got right the FUCK up in my store owners face.... a woman. RIGHT. Come to find out she agrees with the shoppers and asks me to leave. RIGHT. So I LEFT!!!!!!!!!! I was stopped in my tracks by a giant horrible monster, saying to pay for the comic I was holding as I walked out of the store or he will call the police. Lmfao right... a man, surely. Well, I didn’t because I didnt want to be arrested so I told him I’d let his touch me. He said no, and I told my friends how he alsomst rapped me. Good day, but I really hated how they called the police anyway when I smacked him with the comic book.

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The Fourt of July

Trigger Warning: Cheating/Men

Been a while.... I had found out that my SO was cheatping on me and they werent even afraid to tell me they had been using it as an excuse to leave the house. Like, what???? It’s totally rad but as it turns out, she’s seeing a man who doesn’t believe femisnism. Actually, he doesn’t believe we even need it in America at “this day and age”. I told her to never return with her shitlord pis-tool of a scumbag MAN. How could she? After 11 years of sleeping around with other womyn, she gravitates toward men... I feel violated, triggered, and like I just want my friends to hug me. My safe space is broken now....

Happy Forth of July :)

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Wow. Can you believe this? My 9 year old niece (born a male, but I can tell she wants to be called a girl) did this in MS Paint. I asked her first of all, what it was. She said it was a fake perfume advertisement.

 Okay, first off, perfume is disgusting. If you wear perfume you are promoting yourself to be a slave to MEN and what they THINK WOMEN SHOULD BE LIKE/ACT LIKE/SMELL LIKE. How is that okay?! 

Secondly, I asked her (YES! Still HER!) what genders the candy and strawberry were, if they had any. She said the candy was a female because it was PINK. I had to storm out of the room to talk to my sister about the upraising of their child. Sometimes I wonder why my niece doesn’t come to me for advice ever, but then I look at how my sister is raising her child. Ugh.  I really didn't want to make this blog all about feminism, but this really triggered me. Sorry, not sorry.

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About Feminism...

You can tell me about feminimisnm all you want but I won’t believe you because feminists aren’t scum of the earth like and the scum of the earth. Don’t believe me? Look at the facts.

1. A woman (OR WOMYN) can go where she pleases, right? WRONG. She can’t go anywhere without being catcalled (or newtcalled in my case) purely because she is deemed sexually worthy from a MAN!

2. A WOMYN can’t buy what she wants because she doesn’t have enough money. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???? Where is the wage gap now!?

4. Just because I’m drunk right now doesn’t mean I don’t know what I’m talking about. So I had a few drinks. Does that mean I should be RAPPED? NO! And drinking doesnt make me a slut by any means.

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Here’s the thing.

So, when I said I’d make a Tumblr to my co-worker, I thought Id be laughed at. She was very supportive of me, and actually made one herself. Check her out, but I don’t want to tell you who she is because I respect that it might be one of her triggers. Yes, triggers. It’s when people get super upset or angry because a thing could contradict her belief system or disrupt her world. She is a great womyn and as strong a person could ever be. 

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Newblog

So this is my new blog. I’m a 23 yr old feminist. I identify as a womyn. Please do not refer to my as a woMAN. Because I do not need any of those scummy MEN in my life.

I was raped at the age of 13 by a shitlord and have never looked at a man since. They are terrible humans and they all need to be re-educated on how to treat a lady.

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Newt to Tumblr.

As you may have guessed, I’m a newt. A co-worker of mine told me to check out Tumblr and I decided to make one after seeing all the positive remarks regarding otherkin, feminism, and x-genders. Well, I’ll make this easy on you. I am none of those things. I am who I am. I am a newt. Well, a newt in a humans body. This blog is for myself and nobody else. I am going to use it to vent my frustration, like today when my boss called me a and my co-workers people. Excuse me, but I really take offense to that. So please, if youre going to address me, please respect who I am. I am a newt.