We’re All Bloody Inspired

Incorrect Maze runner quotes, also might start imagines <3. Please send in requests!

[gladerscake]

Chuck: I think Gally’s a little upset with you.

Thomas: Why do you say that?

Chuck: He told me to give you this note.

Thomas, reading aloud: “Dear Thomas, I hope this message finds you before I do.”

[newtsmyloverboy]

Minho: my life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look..

[newtsmyloverboy]

Chuck, to Thomas: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.

[moonyontrack]

everybody: thomas, no.

thomas: thomas, yes.

newt: tommy, no.

thomas: tommy, no (~˘▾˘)~

[gladerscake]

Gally: You’re safe here with us. Nothing gets through those walls, so as long as you just follow the rule-

Thomas: After zero consideration, I’m happy to say, hard pass.

[newtsmyloverboy]

Brenda: Bitches be like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

[newtsmyloverboy]

Gally: Yeah I’m straight

Thomas: yeah a straight up bitch

[newtsmyloverboy]

Newt: Thomas, put the sheets back right now and go to sleep.

Thomas: [muffles, inside tent] YOUR AUTHORITY IS NOT RECOGNISED IN FORT KICKASS

[newtsmyloverboy]

Minho: there’s only one thing I hate more than lying, skimmed milk... which is water lying about being milk

[moonyontrack]

minho: this was a 100% successful trip.

newt: but we lost gally in the maze??

thomas, shrugging: this was a 100% successful trip.

[newtsmyloverboy]

Minho: you know what. Fuck you *eats a nature valley bar on their bed*

[newtsmyloverboy]

Chuck: I really feel like a quickie.

Thomas: sorry, what!?!?

Chuck: you know, the tart things

Thomas: ITS PRONOUNCED QUICHE

[newtsmyloverboy]

Minho: I can’t be happy, there’s not an ‘I’ in happyness

Thomas:

Thomas: there is if you spell it right

[newtsmyloverboy]

Minho: now what do we say when we get the urge to throw ourselves off a bridge?

Newt: Yeet

Minho: NO-

[newtsmyloverboy]

Thomas: can you hold this for me please

Newt: This is your hand

Thomas: yeah

[newtsmyloverboy]

Minho: that's it. I'm done being the bigger person. If you annoy me I will bite you.

[newtsmyloverboy]

Chuck: why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom, I’d be excited just to have a bunk bed..

Minho: I’m gonna tell him.

Thomas: don’t you dare