[ratsquinks]

just another one of those memories that haunts me daily

[stunning-steeds]

E/_ A/_ or e/e _/_, Cr/Cr, and, of course, mld/mld

[queerskittles]

@elodieunderglass mold? Gene?

[elodieunderglass]

Ohhh that’s extremely funny! I can see what happened -

schimmelgen is a German horse term for the “greying gene”. This gene means a horse that progressively turns more and more white. Zarco here is pretty white-looking - a cremello or perlino - because he has genes that have “diluted” his base colour; but he also carries the gene that turns horses white with age, and some people like that, so this ad for his posthumous frozen sperm is talking it up.

Proper “White” horses, like Shadowfax, are born darkish, and the greying process is progressive. They usually go through an intermediate stage that can last a few years, called being a “dapple grey.” The dapples grow and radiate outwards.

The “dapple” stage does indeed look mouldy, or mildewed! And in German, grey horses are called “schimmel,” which also means “mouldy.” Schimmelgen is thus “mould gene.” Technically.

Horse colours are actually not as interesting or dignified as horse people think they are, and if you want to call this a mouldy horse, I think you should!

[elodieunderglass]

Because I can sense that you will appreciate this, I must caution you against translating “schimmel” to “white” in English! By long convention, English insists that these horses are “grey,” even if they are visibly white. People will swoop in to correct you, even if you are technically correct. That can be annoying, but in this case, I hope you find this amusing!

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[revivivivify]

[highkey-lowkey-as-hell]

“who’s that pink guy?” “don’t worry about it”

[jncos]

[chundertale]

[eatingabagelbeingacunt]

Daisuke Takakura

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

[6qubed]

the wailing phantom

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

in 20 years people are going to have to dirty talk like LLMs in order to satisfy partners whose first exposure to sexuality was chatbots

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

"not only is your dick huge, it's also sexy!"

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

Excellent work! That isn't just a sexy pic — it's a love-letter to the genre of erotic content.

[webkinzcat]

[diet-drpenis]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[eatingabagelbeingacunt]

Daisuke Takakura

[kaijuno]

[injuries-in-dust]

Watch to the end...

The joy when he did it!

[theswordofdamntheseknees]

I was so invested in this

[geigercuntter]

Oh noooo i my foot is stuck in this bear trap…. *tries to pose in my most fuckable angle*

[importantpics]

[pastel-lavender]

Under my tired look, I was wearing a second, smaller tired look

[tarydarrington]

Taliesin: Ten years. Ten years. Ten years, never had any problem 'til now.