The Family Business, Right?

My name's Sarah Anne Winchester. I was born in March of '97, and I've got the coolest dad in the world. He drives a '67 Impala, and hunts things that go bump in the night with my uncle. //Indie Supernatural OC blog. Please read my Rules...

[ellachico-deactivated20170909]

I’m just gonna leave this here

[gin-and-yonix]

No but it’s totally okay because he’s a rich, powerful, attractive white male, right?

[sanverscorp]

I can’t stop laughing. Brilliant!

[ceallaig1]

There are so many things going on here …

[nextgenerationwinchester]

*quietly dies of embarassment as I remember asking Catt Cohen for a piggypack at VanCon...*

[marauders4evr]

Do you think Ginny came up with her Valentine’s Day poem on her own?

Or do you think she had help?

Like

Say from

I don’t know

A magical diary or something

That she always confided in

And would probably do whatever she asked

Like help her write a poem

[sokkalore]

OKAY BUT - 

“I wish he were mine, he’s really divine - the hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”

Only Death Eaters called Voldemort the Dark Lord.

Ginny did NOT write that.

VOLDEMORT WROTE HARRY POTTER A LOVE POEM: CONFIRMED.

[lindsayjillians]

my college experiences that would make great fic prompts:

“i thought you were my new roommate’s boyfriend so i casually invited you in but you’re actually the RA of the dorm and now you think i want to have sex with you” au

“i accidentally flooded the laundry room and you really needed to do laundry” au

“i took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because i could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now you’re staring at me weirdly” au

“we have to go camping together and share a sleeping bag even though we’re complete strangers” au

“the cereal dispenser in the dining hall broke while i was getting froot loops and now they’re all over the floor and you blame me ” au

“we argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out and we’re still arguing outside of class” au

[wakanda-princess]

that last one though. 

[theagifs]

Amber Heard in Syrup.

[youknowyourebritishwhen]

[2rb1e]

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

[sopranish]

Bride: Eh, it’s fine, it’s not like the Queen is coming

Groom: Totally

Queen: Heyoooo

[hylian-pudding-blog]

by ミンメ [also on pixiv]

※Posted with the artist’s permission.

[nextgenerationwinchester]

Greeter Memes

"Are you going to stand there, or d'you fancy helping?"

"Ahh... sorry, I think that's my bag."

"Here's your coffee."

"Hey-- you dropped this."

"Excuse me, do you have a minute?"

"Are you insane?"

"Why are you out this late on a night like this?"

"What are you doing?"

"I promise, it gets better. Don't jump."

"Want some chocolate?"

"Are you okay?"

"Stop-- look, I know you're trying to help, but stop it."

"MY BABY!"

"So, which one's yours?"

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"Get off the road! Bloody hell, I almost hit you!"

"Can you buy me a drink?"

"How long have you been out here?"

"I think you've got the wrong house."

"No, there's nobody here by that name."

[nqthqn-blog]

ordering pizza

[so-super-fucking-fit-blog]

this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come”

he got a $20 tip

[nextgenerationwinchester]

Unconscious Sentence Starters

"...hear me? Are you okay?"

"...too much of a liability."

"You can't just leave him/her there!"

"Just ditch 'em."

"...to move, now! Please wake up!"

"...has passed away."

"...just call an ambulance!"

"Open your eyes."

"Squeeze my hand."

"What's your name?"

"...tell me what happened? Hello?"

[fortherpwriters]

Fairy tale inspired sentence memes

“You’re the one I have been searching for!”

“I will return when the time is right.”

“I’ve come to collect.”

“You promised me your first child!”

“They are not who they say they are.”

“You must perform three impossible tasks.”

“This curse cannot be broken.”

“You’re my true love.”

“Only an act of true love can break this curse.”

“I will not rest until I see the end of this family line. Forever.”

“Take this. It will help you.”

“It talks! The animal talked to me!”

“Tell me your name.”

“This [object] is enchanted.”

“I don’t have a heart.”

“They control my actions. I’m empty.”

“I grew up in the woods.”

“I invite you to my ball, held at the palace tonight.”

“I met the most beautiful/handsome girl/man.”

“Don’t look into that mirror.”

“Keep your voice down, they’re listening.”

“What’s someone like you doing all alone in a place like this?”

“I’m an orphan.”

“She doesn’t smile, laugh, nor speak.”

“She’s a witch. Burn her.”

[nextgenerationwinchester]

All The Bright Places Sentence Meme

"Good, great. Just stop looking down."

"I can already see myself falling hard, something I've been known to do."

"Oh my God, we need to fix your hair."

"'No' you don't want me to come over or 'no' you don't want me hitting on you?"

"He/she's not my boyfriend/girlfriend."

"I feel this weird responsibility to keep an eye on you."

"You smiled at me in class. A real smile, not the bullshit one I see you give everyone all the time when your eyes are doing one thing and your mouth is doing another."

"I'm not jealous, I'm just crazy about you."

"Before I die, I want to know a perfect day, meet my favorite band and kiss _____."

"'Lovely' is a lovely word that should be used more often. It's like it's ours."

"Open your eyes and look at me! I'M RIGHT BLOODY HERE!"

"What if we could just cut out the bad and keep the good?"

"You are all the colors in one, at full brightness."

"You know what I like about you? Everything."

"You are driving me crazy. You've been driving me crazy for weeks."

"I'm afraid of me."

"I am thinking rather consistently of Someday."

"What are you most afraid of?"

"You survived a really horrible accident. But you're just...there. You're just existing like everyone else."

"You deserve better. I can't promise I'll stay around, not because I don't want to."

"I'll never hurt you like that. But I can't promise I won't pick you apart, piece by piece, until you're in a thousand pieces, just like me."

"I think I love you."

"We don't have to."

"I'm going to tell you a story."

"You're so weird, but that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me."

"Why don't you just keep me locked up in the house forever so you never have to worry again?"

"My parents don't want me seeing you anymore."

"Oh my God, you slept with him/her!"

{text}: I hate to be all Romeo and Juliet about this, but I want to see you alone.

"You're the best friend I've ever had."

"Just because you couldn't save him/her, don't try to save me."

"If he/she really loves you, he/she'll find a way."

{text}: Please let me know you're okay.

"No more winter, ______, you brought me spring."

"You saved my life, why couldn't I save yours?"

"The thing I realize is that it's not what you take, it's what you leave."

"It reminds me of _____, the way everything reminds me of them."

[werewolf-gifs]

Trick ‘R Treat (2007)

[reidgif]

[nextgenerationwinchester]

[Text]: I’m back. I’m not dead. Love me.

[relateforteens]