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lancer gimmick account STOP KISSING AND READ WARRIOR CATS.

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[tyaz]

[lolt64]

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

[cauldroncreations]

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

[stuckinapril]

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[nhsweetestshieldintheworld]

BAD HAIRCUT HITTING YOU HARD?

that is you, green one! do not be afraid! the green one in the mirror CANNOT harm you! HOPE THIS WAS HELPFUL!!

[biggest-coolest-mantis]

im doing fine

[nhsweetestshieldintheworld]

GOOD WORK CONQERING YOUR FEAR, GREEN ONE! REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN PUT A TOWEL OVER REFLECTIVE ITEMS TO HIDE THE SCARY GREEN ONE SO YOU DONT SEE THEM AND ATTACK! HOPE THIS HELPS! ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]

[1969chevycamaro]

*in tears* Thanks kitty, I needed this...

[nhsweetestshieldintheworld]

kitty...

[billiuspendragon]

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

[kosmogrl]

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[nhsweetestshieldintheworld]

BAD HAIRCUT HITTING YOU HARD?

that is you, green one! do not be afraid! the green one in the mirror CANNOT harm you! HOPE THIS WAS HELPFUL!!

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[biggest-coolest-mantis]

@chimera-032 is that an ungulate too ?

[chimera-032]

It is! Good work, Bug!

[nhsweetestshieldintheworld]

IT IS A MUSK OX CALF, BELONGING TO THE ARTIODACTYLA ORDER OF EVEN TOED UNGULATES. THEY ARE CLOSELY RELATED TO DOMESTICATED ANIMALS LIKE SHEEP AND GOATS.

[kittydealer]

u/Sonnylevrai

[chimera-032]

Type of thing I find Nymne doing at 11pm on a Wednesday

[nhsweetestshieldintheworld]

AW KITTY!!

[biggest-coolest-mantis]

almost as cute as lil ol me

[nhsweetestshieldintheworld]

…

you are NOT a cat, millipede.

HUMANS CANNOT SURPASS KITTY CATS CUTENESS.

do not lie.

SKILL ISSUE

[biggest-coolest-mantis]

my names mantis lol u spend too much time talking to Mari

[nhsweetestshieldintheworld]

???

no, you are incorrect

[landsccape]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[nhsweetestshieldintheworld]

@biggest-coolest-mantis

@biggest-coolest-mantis

@biggest-coolest-mantis

LOOK

[kittydealer]

u/Sonnylevrai

[chimera-032]

Type of thing I find Nymne doing at 11pm on a Wednesday

[nhsweetestshieldintheworld]

AW KITTY!!

[biggest-coolest-mantis]

almost as cute as lil ol me

[nhsweetestshieldintheworld]

...

you are NOT a cat, millipede.

HUMANS CANNOT SURPASS KITTY CATS CUTENESS.

do not lie.

SKILL ISSUE

[importantcatpics]

[nhsweetestshieldintheworld]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES I WOULD PICK YOU UP SO SOFT LITTLE KITTY CAT YES YES YES I WOULD SCRATCH YOU BEHIND THE EARS AND UNDER YOUR CHIN. I WANT TO PICK YOU UP PLEASE KITTY WHERE ARE YOU I WILL PICK YOU UP, DO NOT BE SAD KITTY CAT

PAWS

PAWS

PAWS

[kittydealer]

u/Sonnylevrai

[chimera-032]

Type of thing I find Nymne doing at 11pm on a Wednesday

[nhsweetestshieldintheworld]

AW KITTY!!