Work has got to that particularly hectic and stressful time of the year. Naturally this means that I bury my head in fanfic whenever I get the chance but also I have less time than usual to post. Hence the massive size of this rec list. Ugh, this took so long to put together.
continuity errors/tuesday again | 32K | The first thing you should know about time loops is that they’re really fucking hard to break. The second thing is that you can never break one in such a way that it is incapable of returning. OR The 2019-20 season in Ottawa is really fucking hard for Ilya (and Shane too)| This is set between the cottage and TLG, so completely canon divergent in a way, but as true to canon as anything. It was written by the incomparable anonymous author who gave us gems like 'tongues-a-wagging' or 'home economics' so I'm sure most of fandom a) will have already read this and b) it will come as no surprise that this is one of the best depictions of depression out there in this fandom. Superb.
holding on for something by @littlespoonevan |3.9K | A missing moment from a hotel room in Tampa.| Just what the summary says. Just lovely.
Knock on Wood by mcshrug | 6.1K | Most people know that famously superstitious Shane Hollander repeats any pregame routine that takes place before a playoff win. It's probably best they don’t know that routine includes his sex life with the opposing captain.| OMG THIS IS SO HOT.
baby, you're not the only one by @trippedlaces | 5.5K | After they came out, Shane was ready for people to be weird. It was weird with other guys in the league, weird with reporters, weird with angry fans who thought his relationship had tanked their fantasy teams and their sports betting parlays, weird with sponsors and their very enthusiastic pride campaign pitches, weird on all the social media that he avoided like the plague. What he hadn't expected was for things to be so fucking weird with other gay people.| Fantastic Shane characterisation. I'm amazed by how much the author packed in a relatively short piece, and it certainly gave me food for thought and made me re-consider parts of canon I hadn't examined that closely because as a straight cis woman from a completely different culture I've got blindspots. I love it when fiction teaches me stuff about the world.
the long week by @trippedlaces | 8K | In between when Shane and Ilya return to their teams after getting benched and the start of the playoffs, there's still one more week of the regular season. During that week, there is therapy by proxy, a request for emotional support nudes, a romantic declaration about pizza toppings, a disagreement about who turned who gay and another disagreement about whether Montreal Voyageurs games are better than porn.| Gap-filling story for TLG (the week before the Montreal/Ottawa playoffs). Fantastic character voices. CANON!!!
the lies are all behind you now by @trippedlaces | 5.4K | In a hotel room their first year playing together for Ottawa, Shane and Ilya talk about gay rookies and bad threesomes and how to not sound like you're trying to hook up with Shane's mom.| If you're in the mood for a bit of domestricity/fluff, but still with extremely sharp characterisation, this is what you need.
Future, In The Abstract by @darlingofdots | 6K | There were questions the medical staff were entitled to ask and routine answers he was mandated to give, but Shane abso-fucking-lutely had not informed anybody on the Voyageurs staff that he was an omega or, what the fuck, given permission for them to make decisions about his contraceptive methods.| Omegaverse is really not my cup of tea, but this story delves into the most interesting bit this sort of AU has to offer, imo: the societal implications/discrimination aspects and it does that while taking into account the world of professional sports too. Chewy and great. I just wish it could have been longer.
The End of the World As We Know It by @darlingofdots | 9.5K | *The Voyageurs are playing Oklahoma City at home tonight, and Ilya has been ignoring it, because he has his own game to win. But he looks up on instinct, sees the collision, in slow-motion instant replay, the inexorable crashing of two heavily padded bodies into each other and the boards and the ice, blood seeping out from underneath number 24, and he thinks "that's not the kind of thing you walk away from." *| Canon divergence AU for TLG. Shane gets a career-ending injury. This is not as depressing as most other Shane-is-forced-into-retirement! Lovely focus on Ilya as a captain.
Teeth I barely knew I had by @distressednoise | 4K | lya wrings out his shirt and tries to swallow the humiliation burning at the back of his throat. "It is very funny," he says, flatly. "I am enjoying these jokes. I love to pay damages at every hotel. Is good for your poor sad American economy." "They do it to everyone," Price repeats, as if Ilya is just anybody and that makes it ok.| Really interesting character study of Ilya during his rookie year. Deals with his financial and family issues. Really smartly structured and well-written.
Untitled ficlet by @isisisak| Over the years Shane starts to wear his glasses more and more and so he ends up boarding the team bus one day with them on. The game had gone into over time and it was late and dark and his eyes needed a break.| Just a cute little vignette, featuring jealous Ilya, which I find adorable.
Untitled ficlet by @isisisak | Ilya learns a new English idiom| I just can't resist stories where language learning is a plot point. And this was lovely. Ilya <3.
me and my wild boy, and all of this wild joy | 4.5K | All in all, it could have been worse. It’s not like you can measure the full length of Shane’s dick, or see the exact moment that Ilya swallows down the mess of spit and his own cum from Shane’s mouth after he sucked the life out of him. It’s just, well, everything else.| A video of Ilya and Shane having sex is leaked. Hot, funny, sweet and in character.
Adjustments| 2K | Shane had been sucking Rozanov’s mostly soft dick for between six and eight minutes. Since all the most important moments of Shane’s life were timed, he had a good internal clock. He was pretty sure it had been eight minutes.| Set during the situation ship era. Fantastic Shane POV. Ilya is injured, they can't have their usual athletic sex.
running down the hills | 7.1K | “You are…” Ilya licked his bloodied teeth and tried to remember the word. “Squeamish?” “No,” Hollander said. His eyes were still so wide, tracing over Ilya’s bruised face like searchlights. “Fuck. Just—” He stepped back, stumbling a little on socked feet, and jerked his head at the doorway. Get in.| et during the situationship era (ep 4 sex montage). Tunamelt prologue. Hurt/comfort. Great Ilya POV. Hot.
tom cat | 1.8K | Luca has a crush. Shane gets territorial.| Luca has a crush on Ilya. Shane notices and is meaner about it than I'd expected. V interesting Shane characterisation.ù
duel income | 8K | “Do you have a budget?” Shane asked once, early on.| Lovely exploration of Shane and Ilya's different relationship with money.
See it for myself | 3.9K | Ilya scrolls through his message history. He'd sent Shane a message, 'Are you busy rn?' hoping for an impossible no, but he'd gotten the expected Yes, of course, I am Shane Hollander with a million brand deals, 'I have a video shoot scheduled.' Ilya taps his thumb against the screen and the message zooms in a little, and all at once, Ilya knows. He knows that video is in front of him now, and he knows that it has to be filthy. It cannot be anything but a sex tape, but if he texts Shane now to ask if it is a sex tape and it isn't, Hollander might actually have a real panic attack across the border that Ilya can't pull him down from. He has to watch it. He has no idea where the fuck he's supposed to find a VCR.| Shane makes an actual VHS sex tape for Ilya. This story builds anticipation so well!
black dog | 68 K | Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.| Magical realism. Sucked me in, took me by surprise and blew me away. I'm not saying more because it totally pays to go into this completely unspoiled, just know that I normally can't stand magic realism and I'm so glad this story wasn't tagged as such, otherwise I'd have never given it a chance and I would have seriously missed out.
Fourteen ten | 26.4K | In which Ilya comes back to room fourteen ten.| 1.01 re-imagining. Canon divergent after Ilya leaves Shane's room. Great characterisation, lots of hot sex and Hollanov basically speeding through a lot of milestones of the situationship, which shouldn't work in theory because those two idiots taking years to fall in love is half the point of the whole ship, yet this is so well-written it totally works.