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Gnocchi ♥

I commissioned this and they exceeded my expectations so hard!

Melancholy Middle-Earth imagery:

Orthanc, long deserted, with vines slowly crawling their way upward, surrounded by fruit trees that will never be picked again.

The peak of Meneltarma, the highest peak in Numenor, now a forlorn island in a sea that is no longer meant for human vessels.

An ancient tree, or on closer inspection an Ent, that shall never move again, kneeling next to what is now a flowering wild orchard, but was a barren brown waste when he finally found the remains of his Fimbrethil.

A deserted Haven, now truly Grey and devoid of any feeling, be it regret or longing, all forgotten by age.

A hill surrounded by beautiful golden and silver trees, last of a beauty that will never again grow in Middle Earth.

#lord of the rings #i felt like crying #so now you must too #tolkien #lotr

#funny #memes

catcrumb

On the prophecy about the Witch King of Angmar:

A common joke among fans of Lord of the Rings is the Witch King of Angmar saying "Well actually, I meant the race of Men", but this has a few rebuttals.

Firstly, in the books and good subtitles of the movies, a distinction is made between the capitalised "Man" and the english word "man", only when they capitalise the word, are they actually talking about the race of Men.

Secondly, all English speech in the books is canonically a translation of Westron, in which we have no confirmation the words Man and man are even written the same, so there's a chance this is just one of those places where it just doesn't translate perfectly.

Thirdly, we're dealing here with Prophecy, not rules. The Prophecy says "not by the hand of man shall he fall", meaning Glorfindel predicts who his killer shall be, not that he is immune to blades wielded by men.

Yes, I just explained a silly joke way too much.

#lotr #lord of the rings #eowyn #witch king #not by the hand of man shall he fall

I just realised something:

Every member of the fellowship remains with at least one other member of the fellowship, except Merry, when the three hunters leave for the Paths of the Dead.

This made me wonder which of the two paths Boromir would have taken had he survived, and I think it would have been with Merry and the Rohirrim.

I don't think headstrong, martial Boromir would've believed that ghosts would provide the answer, and rather remain with the Rohirrim in whom he had more fate than any in the council.

#lotr #lord of the rings #merry #boromir #what if

brittdyke

sends me into the stratosphere every time

pukicho

Hey I'm trans what do I do now?

You must journey through the western gates into the great unknown, past the black ridge, through the mires betwixt towering mountains, past the empty fields of gold that stretch on for miles, unto horizons anew.

xaran-alamas

Pukicho said trans rights.

I... think?

pukicho

I said trans quest

heavenhillgirl

lotrreactionmemes

LOTR + text posts

passion-of-l0vers

who wants to hear my prediction of how i die in the wild west

confusedrolena

I’m listening

passion-of-l0vers

thank you

okay. so first i go to a bar. the ones with the swingy doors. cause its the wild west and you gotta. and then i get like so fucking drunk. like so drunk with all their spicy drinks you know? and then i find a person in there who is also drumk and we talk. hopefully theyre druck enough to have no common sense like me. okay. theyre a coyboy. and were like “yo wount it be dope if we could shoot at each other and also hit the bullets in midair so none of us die?!” and were both like “fuck yeah lets do it” and the rest of the beple in the bar are like “hehehe couboy shoot off this is gonna be good” so we go outside and its dust cause the wild wild west and were coyboys on the end of the dust street and we walk and were all like “draw!” and then we try to do it but were both terrible fucking shots so we like completely miss each other completely but were so fucking drunk that we think we collided and stopped hte bullets so we cheer and its beautiful and we ride into the sunset and theres a lot of homoromantic subtext in our future and its beautoful and this was originally gonna be about how im so dumb that id try to collide bullets but then i fell in love with this fictional coubou and i dont want them to die so heres my new story

confusedrolena

A truly moving story

passion-of-l0vers

thank you do you want to know my prediction on how i die in anciet rome?

confusedrolena

Sure let’s hear it

passion-of-l0vers

volcaneo

zagreus

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Ever since the original tape of the Wilhelm scream recording session surfaced I have been losing my mind a little bit over it

catchymemes

cartoontrashcat

One of us is slighty tipsy of a beer and the other had their first monster in a few days you're going to the shadow realm jimbo

DO IT DO THE QUIZ

animentality

magz

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