**OPULENT PINK**

emma; 20; she, her, hers

[thenatsdorf]

“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

GAGGED

[stonedzine-blog]

[bitchy-alien]

hey

[attackofthekillershwees]

I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone

[manic-pixie-meme-grrl]

that is very on-brand for swans

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[jayce]

[magnusderp]

big mood

[caleforpresident]

I can’t get over this

[leplastiquedick]

me screaming in another plane of existence 

[catasters]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If they ever develop avocados without a pit they better label them clearly or people are gonna lose fingers.

[sacred-portal]

[weatherreporter]

[renemagritte-art]

Forest of Paimpont 1963

Rene Magritte

[jareckiworld]

Laurel Bustamante  -  Little Paradise   (acrylic,gouache on wood panel, 2015)

[valtsv]

the lord of the rings: a summary

[cvncercrew]

ooooOOOOOHOOHOOOOHOooo he’s in a little cAR

[hypokeimena]

can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

[kitty]

duck

[1010ll]