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Drinking glasses and mugs are not exactly uncommon out in the Zones, but they are not plenty either, so the killjoys often use substitutes such as:

various sized jars

various sized bowls

various sized trophy cups

cut up soda and/or power pup cans

pieces of cut-up tarp (straw required)

ziplock bags

baby bottles

etc.

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Because Zone 5 killjoys are centralized in one place, there are plenty abandoned buildings to explore or take shelter in out there. Because of this, and the old fun park ruins lovingly dubbed as the Zone Five Fairground, the Zone has a acquired a second name; one that every zoneborn will tell you is The Playground. Just be careful around the radiation patches- reality always gets a little hazy around them

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for the most part, the zones are lonely. it's a lot of empty space and quiet sound, unused roads and crumbling structures. poignantly sad, if you think about it for too long or if you lose a crew one too many times.

but every so often, in the middle of the barren landscape, a small killjoy town will pop up—a settlement formed by stationary zonerunners. those places are ones with a strong sense of community and are willing to help any killjoys that pass through on their way inter-zone. if you're ever in need of a place to stay for the night or shelter from a storm, head towards one of those villages, and they'll take care of you.

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When the Zones party, they really go all out.

It’s like the night sky, the way everything sparkles and glows with lights, glitter, flames, and all manner of beautiful things.

The decorations aren’t perfect, but that’s the best part. They wouldn’t want them to be perfect, because then the city would have their way. They make things out of love and joy and passion, not out of the need to have them be exactly as envisioned, although that’s always a plus.

Newcomers to the desert are always surprised by how lovely it can be, when for so long they had no clue and were told about how hot and awful and barren it was. Seeing it for themselves though, they know they’d been lied to.

It is hot, yes. It can be absolutely unbearable. It is awful too, because really, who wants to be running for their lives half the time when they could be enjoying the fresh(ish) air and the sun? And it is barren too. The city makes sure of that. They make supply shipments to other places that nobody is really sure of all the time, but anything that has to go east, is only the worst of it, in case a killjoy crew hijacks it. Everything west is the good stuff, because there’s a lot less trouble for them, and soon enough it’ll be on a boat or a plane anyway. So yes, it is all true. But they still learn that they were lied to.

Because through as much of it rings true every day, so much more comes to light in the happier moments, and they can see the true beauty of being out there. That freedom, or wonder of nature, or happiness that beats strong in the hearts of every person living and thriving and loving in the desert? That’s the truth.

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I've been thinking about Killjoys' concept of gender and binary for days now and I think I finally came to a conclusion

For Killjoys there isn't really anything like cis and trans, everyone just uses the pronouns they feel comfortable with and that's it, since they don't really have gender roles either you can use he/him and have boobs and no one gives a fuck, it's just part of u. They also use they/them for children untill they say what pronouns do they want to use.

prettylittlejailbird

Someone new: are you a man or a woman?

A killjoy: what are you, a drac? Get off my back

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sleevesareforlosers

tommy chow mein will absolutely assume your pronouns and he’s one of the only people in the desert that will but he’s also maddeningly accurate and if he’s wrong he gives u like 75 percent off ur total for that day

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Killjoys love to play ball games, if they can get their hands onto a ball they're gonna play until they can no longer stand because finding a good usable ball is very rare in the zones and they are not gonna waste that opportunity.

The only problem is that literally no one knows the rules so there's exactly one rule everyone follows, do whatever the fuck you want and either other players/judge, if you have one, let it pass or you get your ass kicked - about 70% of nice friendly games turn into heated play fight within the first hour.

There are also occasional tournaments that have official judges, sets of rules and even sponsors. Everyone can attend but no one reads the rules there either so the matches mostly consist of yelling, middle fingers and the judges loosing their will to live, trying to calm down teams of teens ready to fight each other for the few cans of Power Pup and one canister of gasoline they can win.

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killjoynest

Do you think joys would wear things that are uncomfortable just for the Look. Like skirts seem like a horrible idea because of sand and possibly flashing people (unless joys have no shame, which I would buy) but would they do it

oh absolutely. i mean when you give something a theme people dont care how uncomfortable they get so long as they go Hard on that aesthetic.

i mean, who hasnt kept a jacket on despite nearly overheatin bc its Key to your look? refused to take a coat bc it wouldnt work with ur outfit? joys dont care for consequences theyre here to fight the government and look good doin it

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In the streets of the Lobby there is a small market selling illegal goods like, uncensored books, music, movies and hair dye among other things.

The market sells to the Ritalin rats and even the more 'well respected' city folk wanting something different.

Despite all of Battery City's attempts they've never found proof it exists

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killjoynest

education segment but for weirdly niche things like 'how to open the fourth stall in the mens bathroom of TCM's zone two outpost' and 'what to do when your crew mate gets his hand stuck in a crevasse between two boulders because he was trying to catch a lizard'

you hear the segment and think its ridiculous until a week later when you are Stuck in that Obscure Scenario

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sleevesareforlosers

how do you think killjoys spice up power pup to make it taste better? i mean some of them definitely mix like, sand into it but do you think there are any ways to actually improve the taste of dog food?

oh absolutely! thinking abt the plants that naturally grow in the mojave you can have agave, pinyon, mesquite (BBQ flavour), sage, all depends on the tastes of the killjoy! plus tbh. a little bit of bat city hot sauce goes a long way!

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For city-born killjoys, birthdays no longer mean the day they were biologically born. No, birthdays are the day they were able to break the shackles of corporate greed, materialistic brainwashing, and maddening consumerism. Birthdays are the day they were reborn as a person in the zones, the day they became free.

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unluckycharmdust

killjoy headcanon:

winners of motorbike races get pop-tops from their fans, so for every victory they make a pop-top bracelet like the one below:

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killjoynest

it might be my found family bias but i think killjoy gangs are very affectionate.

sprawling all over each other when you sleep, leaning into each other whereever youre sat, sharing jackets or any clothes you have, kiss your homies square on the lips, sharing the secrets of your old names, getting thrown out of tommys shop for the nth time together.

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newsagogos

The zones may not be the friendliest, they seem like they're just a bunch of cliques running around in colorful outfits, but you know that when the shit hits the fan everyone's there to help, no IOUs ,no debts, there's just a sense of community that keeps everyone together, a "we only have each other" mentality

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newsagogos

You wanna know what should be expensive in the zones but is not? Duct tape. Broken car? Duct tape. Your sleeve is falling off? Duct tape. You've git splinters? Duct tape. You want new accessories? You guessed it shop at tcm's Duct tape!

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some random Zone Speech (tm) headcanons

City dialect is generally more grammatically correct (every word is pronounced correctly to ensure misunderstandings are kept to a minimum)

Zone dialect is generally more expressive (sentences tend to run on and most things are punctuated with hand movements or thick slang)

The Lobby is a mix of the two, depending on the person it’ll lean either way

city born Joys can usually be spotted by their accents and sentence structure, but after a little while, they’ll usually start to pick up on slang and drop some of the overenunciation. Though It isn’t unheard of for people to keep city words or phrasing they like.

desert born joys and neutral towns tend to have their own sort of lilt that is sometimes hard for other people to impersonate (think those really terrible fake new york accents).

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