Here is a list of dialogue prompts!!
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“well, what can I say, I’m a badass.”
“do I get bonus points if I pretend I care?”
“it’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to shitstorm.”
“I love you, you annoyingly stubborn pain in the ass.
“I’m listening to you; I’m just not paying attention.”
“that’s a little melodramatic, don’t ya think?”
“if my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they have an exchange program.”
“I speak five languages, and I’m still yet to learn dipshit.”
“This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you.”
“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.”
“somebody’s cranky.” “somebody needs to shut up.”
“all due respect, but that’s a bunch of shit.”
“now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go make a scene.”
“I heard that!” “You were supposed to!”
“I need therapy after this.”
“You didn’t get in trouble for lying; you got in trouble for lying badly.”
“I’m not weird, actually no yeah, I am pretty weird.”
“I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned.”
“I think you’re weird.” “I think you’re boring.”
“I’ve been thinking.” “a dangerous pastime.”
“even when we were kids I kicked your ass.”
“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.”
“you’re good. Massive pain in the ass… but good.”
“do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”
“I’m already going to hell, so at this point, it’s just go big or go home.”
“I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage.”
“I don’t take life seriously. No one comes out alive anyway.”
“Wow, someone needs a happy meal.”
“Idiots, you’re all idiots.”
“I don’t want to talk to any of you people.” “then why are you here?” “Free food.”
“you couldn’t handle me even If I came with instructions.”
“I care so little; I almost passed out.”
“you’re weird.” “You have no idea.”
“The universe may not always play fair, but it has a hell of a sense of humour.”
“you haven’t seen my bad side yet.”
“Clearly, you’ve mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.”
“how’s life treating you?” “like I ran over its dog.”
“Rule one: don’t bother sucking up. I hate you already, and that’s not gonna change.”
“oh God, we’re not going to hug, or anything are we?”
“I’m so glad you could come.” “cut the crap. Give me a drink.”
“Have fun big deal.” “I will.”
“it’s called thinking. Go with it.”
“I know most people don’t like me; I don’t like most people either.”
“If you pull out my earphones I will pull out your lungs.”
“I don’t dislike you, I nothing you.”
“I feel like a goddamn soccer Mum. ”
“you’re kinda anti-social, you know, that right?”
“My advice is much subtler.” “you’re an ass.” “See?”
“Nice pep talk.” “it’s not like I take classes for this sort of thing!”
“I would but, I don’t want to.”
“You all are remarkably well behaved tonight…what did you do?”
“…So that we’re on the same page.” “page!? We’re not even in the same library!”
“I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you!” “and I’m trying to avoid it subtly!”
“I don’t give a damn.” “you give so many damns; they’re visible from space.”
“They’re crying, what do I do?” “comfort them.” “HOW!?” “start with a hug.” “a what?”
“it wasn’t your fault.” “then why do I feel so guilty?”
“you’re not leaving, are you?”
“don’t do this to yourself.”
“I can’t just sit by and do nothing when you’re suffering so much.”
“Just talk to me. Please?”
“Just please let me get help.”
“stop pushing everyone away.”
“you haven’t been yourself lately.”
“just go.” “I’m not going anywhere.”
“Please, just let me go.”
“I can’t do this anymore.”
“there’s nothing you can do.”
“I just need to be alone.”
“WELL, SORRY I WASN’T ENOUGH, OK!!”
“I don’t want to lose you. No, I can't lose you.”
“don’t make this harder than it is.”
“I love being a third wheel. It’s so fun. This isn’t sarcasm. Not at all!”
“I can’t live like this anymore.” “for FUCK’s SAKE, FINE I’M SORRY I ATE YOUR FOOD OK?”
“Did you just kiss me?” “Are you mad?” “mad, you stopped.”
“falling in love wasn’t the plan, but it’s the best part of it all.”
“You’re kinda cheesy.” “you make me cheesy.”
“You have something in your hair, umm… do you want me to get it out?”
“You can call me whenever… even if you don’t need to.”
“This movie’s scary, but you’re into it, so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time but wHAT IS THAT!?!?!”
“Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
“if I see you anywhere near her, you’ll have to deal with me.”
“h-how long have you been standing there?”
“I think I’m in love with you, and it terrifies me.”
“When are you going to realise that I don’t care?” “The moment you realise how much you do care.”
“OH MY GOD!!! You’ve insulted me!!!! Whatever shall I do?!?! I’ll be mentally and emotionally scarred for years!!”
“don’t say you love me. Please, don’t.”
“If I knew all of this was going to happen, then I wouldn’t of,” “don’t finish that sentence.”
“it’s my life’s work to prove you wrong.”
“Stop PUSHING me away! Please!”
“I feel like I’m losing my mind.”
“GAH! Why are you so cold??” “Sorry, I’m like an icicle. I’ll move.” “shut up and come here imma warm you up.”
“God, I was so worried!” “I was gone for five minutes…” “Yeah but a long five minutes.”
“Please don’t shut me out.”
“who the hell do you think you are?”
“This is going to hurt.” *screaming* “shh, I’m sorry I’m so sorry.”
“who did this to you?” “I did.”
“What were you thinking? were you trying to get yourself killed?!”
“who gave you that black eye?”
“You can lie to everyone else but please, don’t lie to me.”
“Why can’t you see what you’re doing to me?”
“You deserve so much better.” “so do you.”
“You don’t have to stay, you know.” “I know.”
“You’re part of the family now.”
“I’m better off dead.” “you’re better off alive, with me.”
“you’re pretty.” “you’re pretty too.”
“Never trust a survivor until you find out what they did to stay alive.”
“You came back.” “I promised didn’t I.”
“I would tell you my plan, but that’s dumb.”
*pop culture reference* “what?” “oh my god, when we get home you are so watching that.”
“That is the exact opposite of what I meant.”
“Can I sit here? Everywhere else is full.”
“It must be hard to live with your sense of direction. I mean, you can’t even find your way to a decent pickup line.”
“This is the third dumbest thing you’ve ever done.” “what?” “what?”
“It’s three AM.” “I know I know its just… I had nowhere else to go.”
“bite me.” “is that an invitation?”
“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
“wait-fuck. Isn’t that, my house?”
“you will be fine, I promise.”
“Don’t you dare leave me. Not now.”
“We can get you fixed up in no time.”
“I’m not going to let you die for me!!!!” “I’M NOT LEAVING YOU!!… Not again.”
“Why do you hate me?” “I don’t, I just hate that I can’t.”
“I’m better now!” “I wish that was true.”
“I’ve changed!” “so did i.”
“how do you expect me to move on without you?”
“Do you realise how much I love you?”
“you owe me an explanation.” “I don’t owe you anything.”
“I want an answer, at least!”
“Tell me the truth. Please.”
“We need to talk about this.”
“I never stood a chance, did I?”
“I fell like I can’t breathe.”
“I remember it all.. as much as I hate to. I remember every little detail.”
“What happens if I do this?”
“why can’t I get you out of my head?”
“Why do you have to make it so hard to trust you?”
“I don’t want an apology.”
“I let you down.” “yes, you did.”
“I wasn’t ready to say goodbye.”
“We aren’t the same! We won’t ever be!"
