in the garden @iamjmgardner - Tumblr Blog

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

sashayed

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

#lol

yenvengerberg

"You lied. You like roller coasters." "No. I fucking love roller coasters." ALLIE HAYES & DEAN DI LAURENTIS | Off Campus

depsidase

socialmaya

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

theyer old enough that they used to connect

finnglas

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

galladegamer

headspace-hotel

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

purkinje-effect

dragoninahumancostume

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

iota-andromedae

THEYRE OLDER THAN SHARKS BY LIKE THIRTY MILLION YEARS

bored-dromaeosaur

There’s also a bit of this massive intercontinental mountain range on my home island, Cape Breton! The oldest rocks in the world are here, if I remember correctly. :)

pea-detector

Probably older than peas, then.

usherparttwo

logan echolls character of all time. what if you were your school's obligatory psychotic jackass because your dad beats you and your mom can't help and your sister doesn't believe you. what if your girlfriend broke up with you and the day you try to get her back she gets murdered and then a year later your mom kills herself and you ask your dead girlfriend's best friend who you hate and who hates you to prove she's still alive and she's the only person to hold you when you cry because you found out your sister was using your mom's credit cards and she actually is dead. what if you fell in love with your dead girlfriend's best friend and then she dumped you because she thought you were the murderer. what if you found out that your dead girlfriend broke up with you because she was sleeping with your dad and he's the one who killed her. what if you got drunk and tried to jump off the same bridge your mom did but you got jumped and got the shit kicked out of you and got framed for murder. what if someone burned down your house and you ended up living in a hotel room for two years. what if your dad got away with killing your girlfriend and then the day he gets released your best friend (who kidnapped his own baby and fled the country and never spoke to you again) has a hitman kill him. what if you find out that one of your friends raped your dead girlfriend's best friend (who you're still in love with) and then he tried to kill her but you stopped him and then he killed himself in front of you. what if you found out that you have a half brother but when you try to contact him you get swindled by a journalist and then your real half brother never wants to speak to you. what if your trust fund ran out so you joined the military and then ten years later you go to move the car for street cleaning and get blown up and die. he's everything he's perfect he's a sopping wet pathetic little meow meow he speaks arabic he can quote susan sontag from memory. frankly my dear... you know the rest

#logan echolls

killlerfang1

Bad Bunny yelling “God bless America” and then having the flags from ALL countries in the Americas wave behind him was fucking iconic. 10/10 no notes

#bad bunny #yesss

ao3feed-veronicamars

Year of Living Dangerously Part III

by vanessagalore

Sequel to YLD parts I and II. Logan has to face his past, once and for all, and Veronica and Mars Investigations have a new case. Canon-compliant until the end of season 3. The events, places, and characters portrayed are fictional, and any similarity to actual persons, living or deceased, is entirely coincidental.

Words: 6314, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Veronica Mars (TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, Gen

Characters: Logan Echolls, Veronica Mars, Keith Mars, Wallace Fennel, Cindy “Mac” Mackenzie, Lilly Kane, Dick Casablancas

Relationships: Logan Echolls/Veronica Mars

Additional Tags: VMTAP21, solving a mystery

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3iEDpri

fatherjerusalem

THERE’S A PART III?!?!? IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?!? WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS RIGHT NOW?!?!?

huntress1013

Yesterday, Disney asked users on Threads to use Disney quotes to show how they are currently feeling. To say that this did not go according to Disney's plan would be an understatement 😂

They deleted the thread, but they should know that this doesn't help because now the videos are making their rounds 🤣😂

#Disney #u.s. politics #power to the people

profeminist

#politics #minnesota #wine moms #activism

gamoraswonder

"A tribe of villagers are under threat from an evil force."

STRANGER THINGS 3.03 "The Case of the Missing Lifeguard" | 5.04 "Sorcerer"

crookedbluebirdkingdom

Books on Libby have started disappearing.

My friend pointed it out first, and then I started noticing too. Why would books that multiple libraries definitely, 100% had digital access to a couple of months/weeks/days ago disappear?

Amazon is getting exclusive rights to them.

Ebooks that the public library once had digital copies of are now only available through Amazon. Audible boasts on their covers about Audible-exclusive audiobooks that did not used to be Audible-exclusive. Entire series and collections are disappearing overnight.

Keep your eyes on the privatization of media and your libraries.

crookedbluebirdkingdom

According to this article on The Verge, it's been happening since at least 2021, but if I were to make a guess, Amazon has doubled down recently in response to the boycotts: if there are specific books people want, particularly ones only available digitally available, they now have the monopoly, and you are forced to scab, which often also means remaking your account and breaking your boycott altogether.

Now more than ever, support your local libraries, support authors directly when possible, and support your local used bookstores!