neo bushnell against roadhead

hey man. names neo/fern and i use they/he. i have 3 awesome boyfriends. one of themll (gordon/tusk) probably post here if he wants to (Tagged as 🐗.) and the other are malcom @cold-blue-bastard-called-dinner and cherri. also we are both fictives and im part of a subsystem (cy and trin being the other 2). the host of our system is referred to as artie or just "the host" here

[lydiabrbpooping]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

when I was eigjt I would watch videos like this on YouTube for hours and sit there stony faced not even enjoying it like it was something I had to do

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[garbage-empress]

evil.video

[zannolin]

shirt that says IF YOU LIKE ME YOU HAVE TO TELL ME EXPLICITLY. the back says I AM IMMUNE TO SOCIAL CUES.

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[power464646]

[lesbianralzarek]

slightly parallel universe where tumblr allows alphabets from other languages to be used in peoples urls, so 2012 bloggers used katakana phonetically to shorten their ridiculously long fandom urls that contained every single ship theyve ever loved so that the whole goddamn thing could actually fit onscreen. a few users started using khmer and sinhala and other alphabets that are hard for monolingual english speakers to parse solely so it would be difficult for most tumblr users to @ them and/or track them down to block. this lead to discourse blogs demanding that people post selfies to "prove" that they arent using arabic for "nefarious purposes" and saying blatantly racist shit like "i block people using sanskrit on sight" or "can you claim ancestral reasons for using ge'ez?". someone gets called out for race-faking because they use chinese but their icon is a white woman, who turns out to just be a fictional character that they like, and they actually are chinese. several prominent and terminally online leftist blogs make bizarre claims about how using alphabets they dont know is basically the exact same thing as paywalls on academic articles because its "hiding information from people who cant afford college". it all culminates in staff making a meme that reeks of "how do you do fellow kids" vibes about how only cyberbullies use bangla, which is widely condemned by literally everyone as being racist as hell, and any further alphabet discourse from then on is shot down hard by merely posting tumblrstaffbangla.jpeg

[accessandoctane]

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVWXYZ

25/26

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[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

hes seen every thing

[primatechnosynthpop]

[ID: two grainy photos of a black kitten, both shot from a top-down perspective. In the first photo the kitten is on hardwood flooring in a crouching position and in the second photo it’s standing on a carpet. It has wide blueish eyes, which give it the appearance of having a haunted expression. End ID]

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[chainsawworld]

Some thistles:]

[niceneo]

oh yeah dude. massage chair

[fivepebble]

people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

HIM????

[theepicyus]

it's real btw

[cuddlefl00fs]

Op here, we're going strong!! Here's a picture of our Goob shrine

[k1ttygam3r]

I remember seeing this video in an RTVS compilation once and for a while I thought it was an odd dream I had but I’ve finally found it again

[thelichenthrope]

@evilneo

[paulvonslagle]

Initial prototypes for the Sony Playstation. 

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[getinthebox]

split and bive are just autism gf and schizophrenia gf