Strawmas
"Your reading too much"
"You're talking too much."
Luffy pouted at your defiance. And turned his head.
You sighed, sick of his distractions.
You hated it. You all visited an island earlier and Luffy decided to celebrate a tradition the island had. What was it called again? Oh who cares. Luffy has been talking about it non stop and you barely even got any time for yourself at this point.
I mean, you loved Luffy's company but why, WHY is he following you like this??
He's like an energetic kid- but worse!!
Whatever. It was like 103 degrees outside and you were burning. Luffy can't catch you in the water anyway.
Fuck- why didn't I think about that earlier?
"Luffy"
Luffy stopped talking for a minute "yeah? "
"I'm gonna go take a swim. "
Then, he gasped the most saddest gasp in all of fiction
"HUH"
You smiled all proud and stood up
"Sorry Luffy!"
"WHYYYY"
"Cuz it funny- I meann cuz it's hot out ꈍ◡ꈍ"
"Fine! But only a little! "
"Thanks captain!"
You ran with no clue why you even had to ask.
...
It's been like 5 hours and you've been reading peacefully.
Completely forgetting why you were here in the first place.
It was snowing outside. The clouds covering up the whole sky, messing up your perception of time.
You made your way back to the sunny. A bit tired.
It smelled like straight food. And cinnamon.
You slept despite your empty stomach and a nagging feeling that your forgetting something IMPORTANT.
But you were way too tired. If you Remembered correctly, you had a checklist for something and it was all filled out.
(Procrastination ahh)
...
When you left your EMPTY room (where tf was Nami and Robin 💔)
Only to see a big ass tree smack middle of the sunny you got a sinking feeling. Like, "I forgot to do my homework" type sinking feeling.
Then it clicked.
You immediately got your check list thingy and it turns out, you got a present for everyone :D
... Then there was luffy's
Not only did you ghost him, you forgot his present!
You sick sick person.
But.. You could salvage this! You always do!
"Y/n! " ussop approached you, crumbs on his face.
"Uhh yeah"
"Where were you? Didn't see you when we were eating"
"Over slept" you were hiding your fear of impending doom.
"That's fine, Sanji saved a special peice for you!
"...Thanks.
"No problem!"
Oh he DEFINITELY wanted to get his present early- WE ALREADY HAD DINNER?? .. Or breakfast?
Okay, so it turns out you OVER over slept
And that means you have even less time to figure things out.
You look over at the tree. Luffy's side is filled to the brim! No way he would notice! He's the captain after all, and maybe even a few villagers gave him gifts..
No, he'd still notice.
...
It was evening. And you guys were opening presents.
You still had no clue what to do.
It's fine. He wouldn't notice.
I think..
Luffy's was last.
You wanted to claw your skin out to avoid this situation.
And it didn't look like he was.. Noticing anything.. You think.
Luffy has been awfully quiet, at least to you.
Maybe it's cuz you ghosted him?
You went to your room at the party desperately leaving to avoid confrontation from your captain.
And he FOLLOWED but you didn't notice (ignored) him.
It's not like you hate him! Your just a bit scared.
And besides, what are you going to say?
It's not like hes going to follow you into his room!
Hoe followed you into your room.
"Luffy? Why are you here? "
"Stuff"
"...What stuff"
He turned his head, puckered his lips and pouted.
"Look, Luffy I'm sorry for forgetting your present! "
(You panicked (T_T)
He slowly turned his head towards you again
"Huh? Oh I didn't notice- I mean you need to pay me back!! D:<"
"Sorry Luffy! I really am! I can't possibly pay you back! I couldn't find a gift as perfect as you!!" (is what he heard)
"Sorry cap, can't do that" (is what you said)
(He's delusional like me fr)
"It's fiiiine ദ്ദി(˵•̀ ᴗ -˵)" he scratched the back of his head, all giddy.
"..Wait really?"
"Yup!"
"Seriously?"
"Mhm"
"Thanks luff!" You kissed his cheek, feeling the holiday spirit.
And he didn't say anything when you skipped away (he froze.. )
HE'S SO CUTE AHHHSHBSNAJJHSHH
