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[chibird]

A few underappreciated things that I’m grateful for this Thanksgiving! Hope you all have a happy one, and may there be many things you can be thankful for! : )

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[showerthoughtsofficial]

Waiting 5 seconds to skip an ad is OK but waiting 5 seconds for an unskippable ad to finish is infuriating.

[daisenseiben]

What a difference the Power of Choice makes.

[gif87a-com]

[sanderdraws]

an October night visitor  ✨

[theredpelican]

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

[joaquinterrero-archive]

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

[chainmessages-blog]

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

“i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid”

me:

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea bcos you were young and you didnt understand why people would be mean to you when you didnt do anything wrong. 

[sumersprkl]

I spent a lot of my childhood in a constant state of “this is a trap but I don’t know how”

[marril96]

This stayed with me. Sometimes when people are nice to me, I still think they have bad intentions.

[grossmagic]

[gifsboom]

[its-nick-bitxh]

take a fuckin sip, babes

[deputychairman]

Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.

[sleepbby]

when u in public and see a hot girl but u can’t talk to them so u stare at them and somehow hope to that ur stare is filled w gay intention and they catch on

[thealpacalypse-archive]

i don’t think anyone outside of Germany understands how scarring it is to hear the words “Fresh Dumbledore”. you do not know that there’s a whole generation of Germans out there who get thrown back in time upon hearing those words… war flashbacks of “wer zum Teufel ist Amanda”, “Voldemort hat einen Stein nach mir geworfen”, “SCHINKEN!” and “Ich bin alt, ich bin bald tot, aus grün mach rot. Klatsch!”… those and so many other quotes still haunt me.

you do not know that there’s a whole parallel universe in Germany where Hermione is a lesbian, Dumbledore is a gangster rapper, Gilderoy Lockhard is a porn star and everything is 100% obscene. that everyone quoted these dubs for months. that there were actual albums of Fresh Dumbledore out there that you could listen to. That there was also an album of Snape’s black metal band. Even Warner Brothers got wind of it and threatened to sue.

one woman in Germany redefined Harry Potter for countless people for years, and none of you even know.

the memory of it is burnt into my brain and I cannot escape. 

[hwoaarang]

a concept for 2k17; videogames get cheaper and I get richer 

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #1798:

words to use instead of said:

- spleen

- three hundred and eighty six

- frittatas 

[jung-kaputt-heimatlos]

[alexanderburrsir]

who I wanna be: moana 

 who I am: Hei Hei