NicHowl

A MDRFKNG ROTTEN QEER EGG

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Me watching your cursed economy falling apart:

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M A K E A W I S H

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Coworker: “The boss is coming act normal”

Me & frens *drinking booze & getting high in the back of the store*:

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Me planning something in my head:

Me doing the same thing in real life:

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Me: “I promise I won’t get political tonight”

MeAgain: *not even entered in the bar*

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AnonX at the party:

Me:

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Me: *takes a walk around the hood*

The Neighbours at their windows:

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Me: *trying to be the real myself*

People: “E W G R O S S”

InnerMe:

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How people see wolves in Middle Age:

How people see wolves in Ice Age:

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Me *hang the sign “beware of the cat”*

Anon “What could they do ?! Purr on me to death ?!? Scratching my clothes ?!?”

My cat:

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When I have to kill a bunch of bad Ronin but my cat-sama need a walk-out:

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When my Inner-Child decides to adopt one of my Inner-Demons to keep bad-dreams away:

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Maybe, I’m still trying to figure out...

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POV: you’re a bunch of interesting bugs playing in my garden

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BREAKING NEWS

we had just miss the Mushrooms War 🍄🍄 🍄

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Celebrating another tragic anniversary -

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ATM: “Your bank-account is empty”

Me:

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Me: “I’ve done it again, I feel terribly sad for a fictional-carachter’s death, it’s so hurtful”

Therapist: “I told you many times: they’re not rea..”

Me:

Therapist: “....” *starts sobbing*

Me&Doc: *both loudly crying & lying on the floor*