The Chronicles of Nick

Grunge-nuck

[p0kegifs-blog]

[avatarjason]

Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE 

[snorlax]

Pokémon - FireRed and LeafGreen ver.

[linssweater]

This thread omg

[lospaziobianco]

by Alex Ross

[evilbuildingsblog]

A church in Norway built in 1181 without any nails.

[glitchlight]

of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected 

[1017andpregnant-deactivated2017]

@freshest-tittymilk wah in di bloodclaat

[freshest-tittymilk]

Don’t tag me in this kind shit ever again or ill doxx you

[wise-plant-deactivated20170606]

@westindianheaux @thottyanneconway

[westindianheaux]

IM DYING.

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

Where the seasoning? Ain’t a lick of jerk on this hoe? This chicken ain’t die to be disrespected like this

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[behindthefourthwall]

[studio8bit]

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

DC: here’s this character

DC: her name is wonder woman and she’s from an all-female island of healers, scholars, philosophers, and warriors, and she’s going to bring love and peace to man’s world

fucking everyone on tumblr: diana is a WARRIOR she is a BADASS she MURDERS AS SHE PLEASES wow we are SO GOOD at having NUANCED FEMALE CHARACTERS we are not REDUCING HER TO A SINGULAR DIMENSION AT ALL. we are so good with female characters, we are the BEST. wonder woman slaughters ALL OF HER ROGUES and therefore is BETTER THAN BATMAN AND SUPERMAN. NONE of us have read A WONDER WOMAN COMIC before

[sixpenceeeblog]

Life lessons I’m learning in my 20s: Don’t spend your life trying to chase after or replicate feelings you get from other people or places. Happiness will find you again in a whole spectrum of different and even better forms. 

[charliebear154]

Holy shit I needed this

[captainfaygeleh]

okay i have a loki question

how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?

like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just “…………….”

heimdall: that’s a baby

odin: yes! he’s my son! ………..loki. i’m going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time

or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan

frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.

odin: what

frigga:

heimdall:

loki: *baby noises*

odin: right

honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like “you won’t believe what your husband just did”

[matchgirl42]

odin: he’s a replacement for the child I had to lock away in the shadow realm.

heimdall:

odin: I’ll do better by this one.  I know I will.

heimdall:

heimdall: You mean Frigga will.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Odin: Please can we keep it? It’s cute and changes colours and smiles at my empty eye socket. I promise I’ll take care of it I’ll feed it every week and I’ll dress it in green and black and I’ll teach it to throw knives and it will be great!

Heimdall: Frigga, he stole a baby. Say something.

[rebelmeg]

THIS IS THE BEST THING

[the-geek-cornucopia]

I like to imagine Frigga visiting Heimdall and they have tea and gossip about how much a mess Odin is.

[the-flightoficarus-deactivated2]

Hiemdall: *plopping into Friggas parlour and already reaching for the cup Frigga is passing him* Lemme tell you what wild shit your sons are doing in Alfhiem

[tin-can-iron-man]

Hiemdall rollerblading into the throne room this week with sunglasses and a piña coloda: Your Majesty, you’re not going to fucking believe this stuff your son brought back from Midgard.

[jigmit-bunny]

A nice polite boy

[ankle-beez]

this is way too fucking relatable

[themoufofthesouth]

Is this intended for kids or mentally disturbed young adults?

[iwilleatyourenglish]

today i learned that, when Jared Leto sent Margot Robbie a live rat as a part of his rude, bullshit “method acting” fo Suicide Squad, she was scared but still refused to abandon or harm the rat.

she overcame her initial fear in order to buy him a proper set up and take care of him until she found the rat a reliable owner, who… ended up being Guillermo del Toro for some reason?

so yeah that’s what happened with the Suicide Squad rat

[beckyhop]

I mean, I’D trust Guillermo del Toro with a rat.

[industrial-stims]

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Laser Engraving

[anthroanim-deactivated20181206]

“Yeah, I mean, that’s a nice light show you got there, but it’s not doing anyth-”

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

[iwontbelookingdown]

oh my god.

[hopefulartandwriting]

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

[jasontoddscoffin]

DC announced a new family of Justice League comics, and I can’t stop laughing over Batman’s new team. 

Comic by me Written by @lacemonsterbats