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HBIC @ TGFB

[rakhna]

Sharks live in salt water because pepper water would make them sneeze

[kristenmeriewieder-deactivated2]

[librah]

you taste like sunshine

[klapollo]

imagine not loving this man unironically. couldn’t be me

[simplessence]

[infiniety]

but I can’t say no to her smile

[oceancuresall]

[bob-belcher]

[vineuphorie]

[infiniety]

but I can’t say no to her smile

[despazito]

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

[makeuphall]

[anxietyproblem]

[animals-lovers]

[abstractgayconcept-deactivated2]

cute gender neutral things to call your s/o:

- chef

- competitor

- judge

- host ted allen

- the chopping block

- *gasp* the woNTONS

[aaronsanchezsmole]

me: *sees cute useless kitchen gadget* Add To Cart

alton brown, scratching at my bedroom window like a vampire: no unitaskers in my kitchen

[lsdzeppelin-deactivated20180206]

[salamander-shaming]

Someone on Chopped: Adds too much truffle oil to their dish

Me, eating cold Spaghetti-O’s straight out of the can: What a fucking idiot

[ghostheartart]

Judges on The Next Iron Chef: “I would like to see some more creativity in the plating. It’s just a rib on a plate.”

Me, shotgunning soda and shoving Girl Scout cookies into my gaping maw: “Rookie mistake.”

[bobbyflayfetish]

self care is watching so many hours of food network that ted allen visits you in your dreams, whispers “be well” and whisks you off into the spirit realm where guy fieri is waiting with a bowl of mac and cheese