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I’m not religious, but observe some commandments. Thou shalt Urban Dictionary slang before thou ask. And thou shalt never covet thy roommate’s food.
“I’m not religious, but even as a heathen there are still some commandments I observe. Thou shalt not commit murder, unless he was asking for it. Thou shalt Urban Dictionary slang before thou ask. And thou shalt not covet thy roommate’s food.”
Turns out moving to a new city to escape your problems just means you have those same problems but now you’re down a mattress that won't return from war.
“Turns out that moving to a new city to escape your problems just means that you have those same problems, just in Detroit, but now you’re also down a mattress that will not return from war.”
You try responding immediately to them but their delays between messages get longer and longer until you finally ask, “am I being ghosted?”
"Today we’re talking about ghosting, which is essentially what this blog has done to you the past few weeks."
I texted a friend my address with a picture of the open attic hatch and the message “If something happens to me, it’ll be the guy in the attic.”
"Hot take: I think entertainment shouldn’t make me want to die."
I agreed to a 9AM showing of my serial killer apartment, which gave me just enough time to hide everything incriminating.
“The past three years I’ve occupied this apartment, I’ve made a point of having it reveal absolutely no trace of a personality.“
Meeting my sleep paralysis demon was like taking a “What’s Your Spirit Animal” quiz and getting something useless like “blobfish” or “Martin Shkreli.”
"I’m not implying that I expected my sleep paralysis demon to be as cool as the other demons. I’m SAYING it."
The absurd, performative activism responding to Black Lives Matter, especially the social media trends churning out bad take after bad take.
What’s been absurd: observing the performative activism in response to Black Lives Matter, especially the social media trends churning out bad take after bad take of the movement.
We have a lot of misconceptions about what hobbies should be, making us anxious to find a hobby. Let me rectify some from the Indian nation of Quora.
“I recently spoke to my biggest hater about this blog.”
Yes, graduating into a recession looks bleak, but I haven’t been able to unsee how the student situation is also absurdly funny.
Yes, our future looks bleak, but I haven’t been able to unsee how the student situation is also absurdly funny.
If you, like me, attach your self-worth to your productivity, you might be in want of fun things to do during quarantine.
“3. Identify your real friends by texting them a picture of you holding scissors and saying you’re about to cut your own bangs, then seeing who talks you off that ledge.“
"There’s a positive correlation between my supply of all-purpose flour and the amount of hope I have for the future." Me, rationing food in quarantine.
I don’t pretend to know the recipe for happiness, but I have noticed there’s a positive correlation between my kitchen’s supply of all-purpose flour and the amount of hope I hold for the future.
One of the introverts in quarantine, I wondered why I hadn’t been naturally selected out of the population but never spoke up in case it's part of the test
Me: *loses a spoon in my soup*
Me: I am powerless in an uncaring world.
Perhaps a better question to pose than “why am I so obsessed with the coronavirus?” is “why is the coronavirus so obsessed with me?” Everyone’s been talking about COVID-19 now, for good reason, but…
The coronavirus, more present in the life of this Asian-American college student than family, friends or serotonin.
After a rough couple of weeks, I’d been looking forward to a fun road trip with my friends because I was under the mistaken impression that I was capable of having a good time. It’s okay, though. S…
"If there was going to be identity theft, I said, might as well make it a party."
I hear there’s this concept of making mistakes and learning from them so you don’t mess up again, and an understanding of that sounds like it could be highly applicable to my life. Last year, I mis…
"I hear there’s this concept of making mistakes and learning from them so you don’t mess up again, and an understanding of that sounds like it could be highly applicable to my life."
Nothing says “you matter to me” like a toenail clipper decorated with the Falkland Island penguins, in my opinion. I would start evaluating my importance to loved ones based on the souvenirs they b…
"Nothing says 'you matter to me' like a toenail clipper decorated with the Falkland Island penguins, in my opinion."
When I was younger, I used to wonder where the term “losing your marbles” (aka losing your wits/mind) came from. As far as I could tell, in order to lose something you had to own it first, and I di…
"Clearly there aren’t FBI agents discreetly tracking down missing water bottles, unless there are and they’re just extraordinarily good at their jobs."