The Knights & Daze

Nick. 33. Just your friendly neighborhood nerdy stoner man.

[ellewantsrevenge]

aadam jacobs's archive

[jkbutnotreally]

[sushi1056]

deactivated

So thoroughly nuked that there isn’t even any record of their original blog url

[ivys-garden]

The Forbidden Knowledge

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

not even any notes. I feel like I’ve stumbled upon a plot-advancing skeleton’s notebook

[deus-ex-aquila]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Rome has got a tyrant who we need dead now

CALL MJ BRUTUS, 877-STAB-NOW

[haydiroket]

fIrSt_SeLfIe

hOtDoG 11.872.181 bYtEs ✓

[marithlizard]

Something I need to be reminded of often. Yes, I'm very lazy and also have executive problems up the wazoo (the difference? laziness is fun), but the cultural expectation of being productive every waking moment isn't healthy either. And the business of feeding ourselves is especially fraught these days.

[bogleech]

This is the same topic and screenshot that gave some of my chudliest chud haters such a meltdown after I posted it myself once, they raged at me for days and one by one dropped off of Tumblr forever. This subject kills idiots.

[bolters-and-rivets]

based on what we've found in Pompei the majority of roman citizens in the city got their food from fast food places like this

from a cultural perspective a roman's typical daily schedual after work would look no different to a modern day worker commuting home and swinging by a fast food joint for chinese, kebab, or a pizza on the way as they unwound before bed

Human life remains the same down through the ages just as much as it changes

[ceruleanheaven]

forgive me father for i have not locked in

[xelayxes]

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

[sobeitjayt]

#team aight lookin

[karyn-not-karen]

#Team I have my days

[will-x-vi]

#team medium ugly

[seniorfresh]

#team if the light is just right I’m a 7

[witchofmourning-deactivated2025]

#team disgusting 24/7

[m0unta1ndude]

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

so who’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

That’s right 👍🏻

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

that’s strange

[you-say-that-so-often]

No, he’s on second.

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

[you-say-that-so-often]

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

[cplus902]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Who?

[tornadointhetundra]

Naturally.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

So Naturally is the first baseman?

[tornadointhetundra]

No. The first baseman is Who.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

[tornadointhetundra]

House is on Third.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

[tornadointhetundra]

Who’s on first!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is horrible

[tornadointhetundra]

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

[supreme-leader-stoat]

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

[wrenchinator-central]

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[konoko]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

struggle real

[amygdalae]

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

[amygdalae]

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

[ahdor]

[appendingfic]

why is tumblr such that you can say something people believed in the middle ages absolute orthogonal to reality and everyone will just nod?

[kaijuno]

[baseballigator]

REFOCUS.

RECHARGE.

REBIRTH.

[gsirvitor]

[feyd-meowtha]

[ouchlord-vivaldi]

[kaijuno]

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

[bunjywunjy]

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to