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hashtagloveloses

put this in the MOMA

feldip-hills-deactivated2019022

the force is like anxiety

notastupidbird

explain

feldip-hills-deactivated2019022

with me, always

ikeyasu

I will get medieval on your ass

princesconsuela

bryancroidragon

Fun fact: Ross handing the lamp to Chandler wasn’t scripted. David Schwimmer just randomly handed it to Matthew Perry. Matthew’s reaction is one hundred percent genuine.

purpleheroine

That’s even better

hotboyproblems

“sir you can not get a restraining order against spiders”

torracat

google thinks im valid

princesconsuela

the Struggle

xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

tastefullyoffensive

This works for me. (via chapmanchapman)

fluffytherapy

Moms and Mini Mes.

nomtheburritos

The happiest “I made these” smiles on the planet

strawberry--pop-deactivated2018

@hyperzephyrianlives

jungkooksan

Happy Treat Yo Self Day!

arcadiaquest

barbiekens

raddestbabe

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

olivertrees

just-shower-thoughts

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

copperbadge

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

digital-gecko-deactivated201802

My heart wtf

aenramsden

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

kaijufluffs

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

katzedecimal

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

popetato

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”