Jazz Hands

Requests are open! Mainly drarry, wolfstar, Starbucks and gramander but willing to give anything a go! Personal account - @peachikeenjellibean

[lovingremus]

go drink some water. james potter would want you to.

fix your posture, stretch your muscles a bit. remus lupin would want you to.

be very fucking gay. sirius black would want you to.

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

Am I the only one in this world who hates it when any character calls Sirius ’Pads’ as a nickname?

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

@constancezin how could you leave this wonderful addition in the notes?!?

[wish-upon-a-sapphic-star]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 6 is up!! Only one chapter left!

@aliviaab @nifflersfancy @freakishlynormal-1028 @marvelfangirl222 @flower-king-18 @cries-about-books @casualmaraudering @e-of-west-glendia

(Let me know if you want to be added/removed from the tag list)

[nifflersfancy]

I am basically a ghost on tumblr and I v v rarely use it but every damn time I get tagged to say you’ve updated, I squeal a little bit

also fuck u for the sadness omg pls pls pls update!!!!

[chrasilla]

The Harry Potter fandom might disagree on a lot of things, but there are some things that we all agree on:

Umbridge is a bitch

Sirius “only one will die tonight” Black is the biggest fucking drama queen

Draco is hopeless at cooking. He can and will burn down the house.

JKR is a huge fucking asshole and she is disowned from this fandom

Umbridge is a bitch

Wolfstar. Is. Canon.

Dorcas Meadows and Marlene McKinnon were huge lesbians

Umbridge is a bitch

calmly

James Potter was the mother hen of the marauders and if you think otherwise you are wrong

Minerva “all tests set by a competent teacher” “have a biscuit Potter” McGonagall is the biggest badass of all time.

Did i mention that Umbridge is a fucking bitch

Feel free to add more

[wish-upon-a-sapphic-star]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 3 is here!!

@aliviaab @nifflersfancy @freakishly-normal1028 @marvelfangirl222 @flower-king-18

(Let me know if you want to be added/removed from the tag list)

[nifflersfancy]

legally changing my middle name to homosexual omg I am wheezing

[st-pam]

[north-peach]

Please.

[thefringeperson]

From the depths of my depressed, unemployed, little black heart.  PLEASE.

[rms-idiot]

Scheduled this for my 16th birthday, I don’t want a job but I’ll need one

[viostormcaller]

Gonna need a job to move out of here eventually

[magpieshearth]

Please and thank

[wish-upon-a-sapphic-star]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Sirius Black & James Potter, Sirius Black & Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black & Peter Pettigrew & Remus Lupin & James Potter, Regulus Black & Sirius Black

Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Regulus Black, Marlene McKinnon

Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, musical theatre kid!Sirius, musical theatre kid!Lily, band kid!Peter, Musical References, Broadway References, TikTok, Minor James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Platonic Relationships, Pining, Bisexual James Potter, Bisexual Lily Evans, Idiots in Love, Friends to Lovers, Misunderstandings, Oblivious Remus Lupin, Texting, Social Media

Summary: Sirius is quite popular on TikTok, mostly from posting about musical theatre and how gay he is–specifically how gay he is for his crush. Stress is ramping up, with finals, presentations, and the school spring play, but he’s not too overwhelmed. Until, of course, Remus is watching gay TikTok compilations on YouTube and finds Sirius’ account.

Original concept from a Tumblr post by @casualmaraudering

I finally wrote chapter 1 of the TikTok fic!! Idk when the next chapter will be up because… life, but let me know if you want to be tagged when the following chapters are posted and I’ll make a tag list!

[nifflersfancy]

HOLY SHIT I NEED MORE

[casualmaraudering]

Lily:...what's Sirius doing?

Remus, with a sigh: Throwing rocks at the moon.

Sirius, drunk: TAKE THAT YOU BASTARD

[pathfind]

i thought you guys would find this thread i wrote interesting

[bearfeathers]

[delphinidin4]

alysontabbitha on IG

[erdsthenerds]

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[weaver-z]

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

[weaver-z]

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

[satellitestomps]

when people tell you their theories about your fic

[nifflersfancy]

I actually wrote something!!! For the first time in legit like 9 months!!!! I am back!!! Hello I have missed you all

It’s pure shite but I thought it was funny so enjoy

Chapter 2 of Bite The Curb

[apersnicketylemon]

Pedophilia is bad should not be a radical statement.

[apersnicketylemon]

No really, please reblog this if you can, because this site in general, but fandom spaces especially bad for this, to the point where people are genuinely afraid of harassment they may face for saying ‘Pedophilia is a bad thing and you probably should not encourage it’ or for calling it what it is. Fandom spaces are also especially bad for screaming about how it’s ‘just fiction’ when we know damn well that fiction impacts reality.

[apersnicketylemon]

In case anyone feels like continuing to argue this post, I have multiple real actual pedophiles telling me to ‘deal with’ their attraction to children and being allowed to produce content with it for said children to read so like, this is a serious problem.

I mean you can find them in the notes. Real pedo’s are comfortable in fandom spaces because they know y’all will defend them now with ‘but that’s just fictional, they would never do it in real life!!’

[4kemisan-deactivated20231019]

@ anyone who excuses pedophilia in any way: Get the fuck off my blog, you’re disgusting and you’re not welcome here.

[sandandglass]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine s03e16

[abigailmaedy]

Context: they ate the candy from the gift basket, not realizing it was for the Captain from his husband and then filled it up with shit they hoped he’d like.

[minalous]

I love this so much

[tympire]

Hot take: Holt’s husband knew that Holt would not care in the slightest if he sent candy; however, Kevin chose candy specifically because he knew the squad would eat it and then frantically fill it with supplies from around the office, which he knew Holt would love even more.

He did this so that Holt, who he loves dearly, would get a basket of things he loves while also unnecessarily stressing out the squad

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The one he loved would get things he loved from people that loved him on two levels. Kevin, and his team.

[vbartilucci]

He would then TELL Holt when he got back.

Holt would love him all the more, for thinking of a move that complex.

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.