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[staff]

Tumblr Tuesdays: First of Halloween

Happy first of Halloween—what a frightening time to be alive. We’re celebrating by filling your ‘Tober Tuesdays with some bone-shatteringly cute and creepy content. Feast your eyes on these artworks.

BEHIND YOU (@thehairsonthebackofyourneck)

Watch out! Things are rarely as they seem.

aesthetic shitposting (@xkawaifu)

My, what big eyeball bats you have.

Micah Ulrich (@micahulrichdraws)

This is actually a recreation of what many scientists agree really happened during the big bang. The skeleton king let the universe escape from his robe. It was horrid and messy and that’s why you were shielded from the truth.

Pear-Shaped Comics (@pearshapedcomics)

The best skincare regime is probably not to have skin at all.

Debbie Balboa (@debbie-sketch)

Will no one help this cat?

[night-owl-1009]

I wrote a whole story and it got deleted! WTF!

[night-owl-1009]

♡ #feltlovely #unicorncuteness #boatsandhoes #peircings #spiderbites #spectrum

[night-owl-1009]

internet: wow pewdiepie is so egotistical he only uses his fans for money

pewdiepie: *believes he doesn't deserve the fans he has and regularly gives thanks to his viewers for allowing him to do something he loves as a living*

internet: omg pewdiepie never did a charity livestream he doesn't really care about charity!!!!!! 11! one

pewdiepie: *instead of doing the ice bucket challenge he talked about ALS and donated $1,000. also has done several events before-hand for charity and becomes upset when media cares more about the money he makes than the amount him and his fans have donated to charities*

internet: wow he's the most subscribed channel and his videos are the same quality as everyone else he's obviously not taking youtube seriously

pewdiepie: *does every video himself including editing with no form of high-end editing setup. also has a LIFE and cannot sit at his computer 24/7 editing videos at lightning speed*

internet: pewds is so offensive he makes rape jokes!!!

pewdiepie: *made several rape jokes in his earlier youtube days which he has previously apologized for and has not made another joke like that since. yes wow it's possible for people to become aware of current problems and change their thinking!!*

internet: wow pewds is so immature just cussing and lame jokes all his fans must be 12-year-old little boys

pewdiepie: *understands that people have different taste in humor and is not bothered by the fact some do not like his material. has fans all over the world INCLUDING SINGAPORE and age demographic ranges from roughly 12-25 years*

#truth!

[singtoconley]

“Why do you watch people play video games on YouTube, why don’t you just play the game yourself”

Almost 112 million people are currently sitting on their asses watching a bunch of dudes play a sport instead of just playing the sport themselves

[liongoatsnake]

This. Its okay if people find entertainment watching other people play sports (or heck watching people cook, watch people play poker, etc), but then people find it weird that people watch others play video games?   

[thedarklingprincess]

Reasons people watch Let’s Plays;

I want to check out the game before I waste $20

I don’t think I’m skilled enough to play this game but I want to see how it goes.

I want the game but it’s on a different console and I’m not spending $400 on a fucking console for one game.

I find it relaxing and the youtuber makes me happy.

Because I fucking want to.

[enderches-deactivated20130819]

everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

[kawozhin-moved-blog]

[lunarphoenix]

HOLY FUCK

[gnarlymarina]

holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow

[alaynas-deactivated20150621]

Beautiful

[wolfies-angel-deactivated201801]

look what I got today despite this post having over 250,000 notes

[earpwave]

Female Awesome Meme: [7/25] female dynamics ★ Rachel, Monica and Phoebe

“If we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches.”

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[bigduckenergy]

You guys are fucking silly

and I’m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

[g0h0st]

IT GOT BETTER.

[theclearlydope]

[forever90s]

[graveobject-deactivated20130510]

[caitallolovesyou]

This cat looks like it’s about to tell the best ghost story I’ve ever heard.

[quenchiestcactusjuice]

on my period like

[quenchiestcactusjuice]

i will never forget i made this post because it is relevant once a month

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[xomtrencherxo-deactivated201408]

Those are chickens

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[desulto]

Those are chickens

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[imactinginsane]

THOSE ARE CHICKENS

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[vintagednostalgia-deactivated20]

T H O S E. A R E. C H I C K E N S.

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[verycontrolledchaos]

I fricken owned chickens a long time ago. THOSE ARE CHICKENS. I also own four ducks. I would know the difference. Those are not ducks nor will the ever be ducks.

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[unfocusedmind]

[in-twilight-realms-blog]

[plagueutopia-deactivated2023021]

It’s back

[intheworstofways]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[oakh4rt]

this will always be my favorite

[dangerousnotbroken]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost all sense of humour.

[writingreckless-deactivated2015]

If i don’t reblog this assume I’m dead.

[thekrustyykrabb-blog]

[annabellioncourt]

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

[youtubcrs]

"I eventually met this Italian girl online. She is stunningly beautiful and we would spend every single minute of our time talking to each other throughout the entire summer. Her name is Marzia."

[night-owl-1009]

I’m drowning in the million thoughts I have of you…..