Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@nightmareb1tch
Webby, talking about her siblings: "All of these hoes have issues, all of them got problems! Nibbly stupid as fuck, Tinky's damn crazy, Wiggly emotionally unstable always ready to go off on someone, Pokey's got some damn deep-rooted childhood issues NO amount of therapy will heal, and Blinky don't give a fuck. I'm sorry, I don't know if anyone's invented a pill for that yet"
Five 🤝 Paul: Black coffee drinking autistic people who are blunt AF, accidentally get themselves into an apocalypse and try to stop it for mostly selfish reasons, love dangerously while simultaneously wanting to be left alone
Five 🤝 Webby: Being the tired eldest sibling trying to get your emotionally unstable and traumatized siblings to stop causing the apocalypse for FIVE MINUTES, honestly they just need a break, their powers do NOT help that much with their mission and they never actually help much with the situation they're trying to
Reginald: "Wait are you seeing things again? You know they're not real... right?"
Christopher/Jayme: "...They say the same thing about you"
If Christopher was causing Reginald psycho-physical pain, then Jayme could be creating hallucinations in him to further confuse their father's mind
YES! I LIVE FOR REVENGE THAT'S RELATED TO THE CRIME!
Jayme causing hallucinations to Reginald like the ones she used to cope as a kid made worse with her power, and Christopher causing pshyco-physical pain like what he experienced as a child all throughout his adulthood.
Reginald: "Wait are you seeing things again? You know they're not real... right?"
Christopher/Jayme: "...They say the same thing about you"
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Happy pride month!
Happy pride month!
I love the little animations of the heart button 💓 ♥️ Wish they had more tho-
(Also wish Tumblr would stop banning transgender accounts 💔)
The Umbrellas: YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO YOU AIN'T OUR MOTHER!
Five: YES I AMMM!
...
The Sparrows: YOU CAN'T TELL US ANYTHING YOU AIN'T THE NUMBER 1!
Sloane: YES I CAN!
(Ps. Can people please stop using Viktor's deadname to describe him please?)
Happy pride month, to my beautiful moots everywhere!
Jayme and Klaus getting fucked up beyond reason and ending up spending the entire time venting and doing stupid shit.
Alphonso trying to keep them from getting into actual danger and going to parties but eventually being done and ending up getting drunk instead.
Umbrella Ben having to take care of not 1, but 3 addicts acting like toddlers...
This is why you don't leave the number 4 and 6 people by themselves.
They're all lucky that Umbrella Ben doesn't have any addictions, unlike Sparrow Ben. Otherwise, there would be 4 addicts no one would care about.
I would honestly love to see Umbrella Ben just SNAP! I would pay to see that other than the shit-show that was S4. Imagine-
Marcus: Why is your Ben being so loud tonight? It's giving me a migraine.
Luther: Oh, I'm guessing he's still angry about the fact that he had to take care of Klaus, Jayme, and Alphonso alone tonight.
Sloane: Should I step in or...
Allison: Trust me, that only makes it worse
*U!Ben slams the door shut upstairs*
U!Ben: THAT'S IT SOMEONE GET ME SOME ALCOHOL
Diego: OH HELL NO WE ARE NOT DOING THIS, IF YOU GET DRUNK, WHO'S GOING TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T DO SOMETHING STUPID?!
Five: HOW BOUT YOU STEP UP MR HEAD-UP-HIS-ASS?!
Fei: OH, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, MS. "I'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO"
Viktor: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, ALPHONSO JUST THREW UP!
U!Ben: THAT'S IT, I DON'T CARE IF HE'S DRUNK OR WHAT KIND OF POWER HE HAS, I'M KICKING HIS ASS! THAT'S THE FOURTH TIME I'VE HAD TO CLEAN UP SOMEONE'S VOMIT!
S!Ben: ...And you say I'm aggressive
Christopher: Can everything in this family not be a damn argument?
Jayme and Klaus getting fucked up beyond reason and ending up spending the entire time venting and doing stupid shit.
Alphonso trying to keep them from getting into actual danger and going to parties but eventually being done and ending up getting drunk instead.
Umbrella Ben having to take care of not 1, but 3 addicts acting like toddlers...
This is why you don't leave the number 4 and 6 people by themselves.
Diego: Klaus, are you high?
Klaus: Am I wha-?
Lila: High.
Klaus: ...Hi .^.
*jayme and alphonso come back after going out late again*
Jayme: Hey guys we found a cat in the alleyway, can we keep it? it's so adorable-
Fei, standing behind Marcus or Sloane: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Fuck it- Fei being afraid of cats is CANON!
Let's just say in the past Marcus had to ban cats after Fei locked herself in her room too many times because of this fear, and he eventually realized that she was not getting over this
(Also i realized that I hc one of my favorite characters to be afraid of cats and I love cats.)
"ben at the sparrow academy is such a dick and yahayahyah" please have you considered hes traumatized and have you noticed how small his ego actually is and that all he wants is someone to give him a little kiss on the forehead
First mission
Sparrow Ben: Damn, this wall is too high. We need to use the power.
Marcus: Got it.
Marcus throws a screaming Ben, Fei, Jayme, Alphonso, and Christopher over the wall.
Sloane: I think he meant my gravity manipulation power.
Marcus: ...yeah.
Luther: Damn, this wall is too high. I'll have to use the power.
Luther throws Diego, Allison, Klaus, and Ben over the wall.
Five: Wait, I could teleport everyone through it.
Luther throws a screaming Five over the wall.
*high wall*
Sloane: "I could use my gravity manipulation"
Five: "I can teleport"
Christopher: "I can literally float over it"
Viktor: "If I can get a soundwave... it may be enough for me to get over"
Both Bens: "I'll just use my power to climb it"
Klaus: "I figured out how to levitate, so..."
Marcus and Luther: "I said we throwing you now"
OK but- The Umbrellas and Sparrows having different inside jokes and one of the Brellies makes one of their jokes at Sparrow Ben without realizing that he doesn't know what the fuck that means.
Only for one of The Sparrow siblings to say something seemingly meaningless and Ben immediately starts laughing.
