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Happy pride month!
Happy pride month!
I love the little animations of the heart button 💓 ♥️ Wish they had more tho-
(Also wish Tumblr would stop banning transgender accounts 💔)
The Umbrellas: YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO YOU AIN'T OUR MOTHER!
Five: YES I AMMM!
...
The Sparrows: YOU CAN'T TELL US ANYTHING YOU AIN'T THE NUMBER 1!
Sloane: YES I CAN!
(Ps. Can people please stop using Viktor's deadname to describe him please?)
Happy pride month, to my beautiful moots everywhere!
Jayme and Klaus getting fucked up beyond reason and ending up spending the entire time venting and doing stupid shit.
Alphonso trying to keep them from getting into actual danger and going to parties but eventually being done and ending up getting drunk instead.
Umbrella Ben having to take care of not 1, but 3 addicts acting like toddlers...
This is why you don't leave the number 4 and 6 people by themselves.
They're all lucky that Umbrella Ben doesn't have any addictions, unlike Sparrow Ben. Otherwise, there would be 4 addicts no one would care about.
I would honestly love to see Umbrella Ben just SNAP! I would pay to see that other than the shit-show that was S4. Imagine-
Marcus: Why is your Ben being so loud tonight? It's giving me a migraine.
Luther: Oh, I'm guessing he's still angry about the fact that he had to take care of Klaus, Jayme, and Alphonso alone tonight.
Sloane: Should I step in or...
Allison: Trust me, that only makes it worse
*U!Ben slams the door shut upstairs*
U!Ben: THAT'S IT SOMEONE GET ME SOME ALCOHOL
Diego: OH HELL NO WE ARE NOT DOING THIS, IF YOU GET DRUNK, WHO'S GOING TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T DO SOMETHING STUPID?!
Five: HOW BOUT YOU STEP UP MR HEAD-UP-HIS-ASS?!
Fei: OH, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, MS. "I'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO"
Viktor: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, ALPHONSO JUST THREW UP!
U!Ben: THAT'S IT, I DON'T CARE IF HE'S DRUNK OR WHAT KIND OF POWER HE HAS, I'M KICKING HIS ASS! THAT'S THE FOURTH TIME I'VE HAD TO CLEAN UP SOMEONE'S VOMIT!
S!Ben: ...And you say I'm aggressive
Christopher: Can everything in this family not be a damn argument?
Jayme and Klaus getting fucked up beyond reason and ending up spending the entire time venting and doing stupid shit.
Alphonso trying to keep them from getting into actual danger and going to parties but eventually being done and ending up getting drunk instead.
Umbrella Ben having to take care of not 1, but 3 addicts acting like toddlers...
This is why you don't leave the number 4 and 6 people by themselves.
Diego: Klaus, are you high?
Klaus: Am I wha-?
Lila: High.
Klaus: ...Hi .^.
*jayme and alphonso come back after going out late again*
Jayme: Hey guys we found a cat in the alleyway, can we keep it? it's so adorable-
Fei, standing behind Marcus or Sloane: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
Fuck it- Fei being afraid of cats is CANON!
Let's just say in the past Marcus had to ban cats after Fei locked herself in her room too many times because of this fear, and he eventually realized that she was not getting over this
(Also i realized that I hc one of my favorite characters to be afraid of cats and I love cats.)
"ben at the sparrow academy is such a dick and yahayahyah" please have you considered hes traumatized and have you noticed how small his ego actually is and that all he wants is someone to give him a little kiss on the forehead
First mission
Sparrow Ben: Damn, this wall is too high. We need to use the power.
Marcus: Got it.
Marcus throws a screaming Ben, Fei, Jayme, Alphonso, and Christopher over the wall.
Sloane: I think he meant my gravity manipulation power.
Marcus: ...yeah.
Luther: Damn, this wall is too high. I'll have to use the power.
Luther throws Diego, Allison, Klaus, and Ben over the wall.
Five: Wait, I could teleport everyone through it.
Luther throws a screaming Five over the wall.
*high wall*
Sloane: "I could use my gravity manipulation"
Five: "I can teleport"
Christopher: "I can literally float over it"
Viktor: "If I can get a soundwave... it may be enough for me to get over"
Both Bens: "I'll just use my power to climb it"
Klaus: "I figured out how to levitate, so..."
Marcus and Luther: "I said we throwing you now"
OK but- The Umbrellas and Sparrows having different inside jokes and one of the Brellies makes one of their jokes at Sparrow Ben without realizing that he doesn't know what the fuck that means.
Only for one of The Sparrow siblings to say something seemingly meaningless and Ben immediately starts laughing.
made one of these 👍
made one of these 👍
Marcus and Luther picking up their siblings like angry little kittens will never not be canon to me. Like imagine-
"I HAVE LITERALLY KILLED PEOPLE FOR LESS THAN THIS, I WILL NOT TOLERATE DISRESPECT!"
"Yeah yeah, let's just go home and get you to bed before you actually do start killing"
Hot takes from different media I like that would end me up in this situation:
*Addison from Z-O-M-B-I-E-S WAS A VICTIM TOO in the way that she would've been alone except for Bree when Zed (the guy a lot of people like to baby) would've still had a lot of supporters and friends if everyone of the monsters were segregated from humans again and realistically would still probably be picked on because she's not "monster enough" or "human enough" to be in any of the groups (like most mixed-race people are treated)
*The Sparrows in Umbrella Academy were victims of Reginald's abuse and it shows in a more subtle way if you just pay attention to detail.
*Duncan and Courtney from Total Drama were always a toxic couple even before the whole Gwen thing, I do not care if you like them, but at least be mature enough to realize those facts and not blame it on one girl who is so hated for no reason in this fandom.
*Not every masculine/weird/tough girl in media is a "pick-me", or needs to be saved from some type of internalized misogyny, I am saying this as a genderfluid person who was masculine during childhood. Sometimes cis/trans women are just like that because every woman is DIFFERENT! A lot of times these women are fighting against misogyny and wrongfully pitted gender stereotypes themselves and do not need to be put in a misogynistic or victim label by the same women they are trying to fight for/with against the patriarchy.
*You are a fake fan if you hate a person just because they aren't the person you ship with the main character or a very loved side character.
*"They are annoying" will not cut it as an acceptable reason to hate a character for me, I'm sorry, there are many good reasons to not like a character, but if you just say that without elaborating, I will not interact with you further.
*Lisa Simpson is an 8 year old gifted girl in a society wanting to change a world where the winners are the stupidest, drunkest, evilest people you'll ever meet (who, may I say, are often men). She is being raised by an alcoholic father (who is not a very good one no matter how hard he tries) and an enabling mother. Her brother is a reckless prankster who gets away with nearly everything in her eyes. Smart people in her town are treated like shit, give her a fucking break!
*The older Disney movies had VERY many problems in their storytelling, views, depictions of certain characters, love stories and writing because of the time period some of them came out in, only a few of them were actually good. If you're only romantizing them and demonizing new movies because a few of them may suck ass, don't talk to me about good writing.
*A pure evil villian that is wrong about everything is NOT "Peak storytelling", yes, sometimes it is needed to teach a lesson to small children, or even to make a fucking point, but it is not needed in even most stories and I personally like villains that make me THINK outside of "evil villain, always wrong, do bad shit"
*Realizing that a person's trauma DOES effect a lot of their mindset and choices later in life and excusing their actions because of that WILL NEVER BE THE SAME THING!!!! Also an add-on, sometimes it IS the fucking trauma, yes! Sometimes the horrible split-second decision that makes you hate a character IS all because their mind was warped by the horrible things done to them or that they have seen that basically fucked up the way their entire brain works.
*Luther's trauma should be taken more seriously in the Umbrella Academy and I really wish people wouldn't boil it down to "Dad sent me to the moon"
*Everyone in TD had every reason to be afraid of Dawn, while she is my favorite character, I understand why everyone was afraid of her, I would be scared too if some random girl came up to me and told me straight up my own childhood trauma to my face!
*You have every right to create a tragic backstory for any made up character in fiction, I may not like it, nor may I interact with you or interpret that character the same way, but at the end of the day it's your decision and I totally respect you going beyond "it's not that deep"
*Charlie from Hazbin Hotel is OVERHATED!!! Ya'll literally excuse Stolas, Vox, Alastor, Andrealphous, and VALENTINO even though they have DEFINITELY done worse! Don't try that whole "well she didn't care bout her father 🥺" Bullshit on me! She literally ran up to her father in that scene everyone talks about where she supposedly "didn't care" and Vox literally went on a rampage just because he got rejected! Yeah, Alastor could've been nicer, but at the end of the day it was his decision, he is not obligated to like anyone just because someone else likes him.
*STOP TREATING ASEXUALS LIKE BABIES OR THAT THEY ARE ALL THE SAME THING! SOME ASEXUALS CAN HAVE SEX, DO SEXUAL THINGS, OR EVEN HAVE DIRTY MINDS! SOME ASEXUALS HAVE ROMANTIC SITUATIONS OR RELATIONSHIPS!!! I AM SICK OF EVERYONE TRYING TO DEFINE OUR COMMUNITY!!!