Stinky Headed Fuckboy

hi im lachlan (pronounced LOCK-lun) ----------------- he/him/his, 28, photos at /tagged/me

[dogpuppy]

[chunkysoup22]

[nightmarebc]

You can tell how heavy a metal song is just by title and artist. If it's called Thousands Of Corpses by Hellrising it's basically a pop song. Mechanism by a band called Chipotle is slightly heavier. After that it's the band Analfuck with a song called Armpit Full Of Viscera, then the next level is Fibonnacci Constant Extrapolated To Solve Universal Equations, Second Movement by Skyviewer. The last level is a song called PLÅ by a band called GÜ, the album art is just a square of lilac with no text, and it gives you a concussion when you hear it.

[tammycraps]

I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Idk, I think the spelling adds a certain junuh say qwa

[vampiredoriangray]

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

[just--icy]

[slygirlboy]

we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

[slygirlboy]

just got out of my time capsule btw

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Super! Who locked you in there?

[i-am-dulaman]

[girlgrimer]

I'm going dark bloke

[jurynullification]

[karmacamilleon]

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

[karmacamilleon]

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

[taino-ti]

forget about propaganda, yall aint even immune to the piece of cheese under a propped up box.

[targetedknowledge]

[oneheadtoanother]

[polyphonetic]

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

[wordfather]

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

[gyarutau]

my contribution to baby youtube trend

[boobieteriat]

[elliespectacular]

something stupid this way sucks

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]