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26 | Tired and witty | Jason Todd apologist

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[ciricearts]

happy pride month y’all!!! sending a lot of love!!!! 🫶🫶

[ruinedchildhood]

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[pulim-v]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[redstonedust]

cozy game is such a weird term to me i feel like it gets applied to so many genres. life sims farming games rpgs survival games strategy games. i saw someone call dont starve a cozy game. i feel like the vibes of dont starve are quite possibly the opposite of cozy actually.

[redstonedust]

i was talking to my roommate and she mentioned that she often feels like people say 'cozy game' in the same way gamers would derisevely call something a 'girls game' in the 2000s. which is something to think about tbh. much to consider.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is a lot to unpack

[pisshandkerchief]

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012

[gingik]

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[redstonedust]

wands are like the smartphone of the wizard world, a slimmed and streamlined spellcasting apparatus of the modern era that has many slightly older wizards going "ugh kids these days don't know what it's like to have the sturdy weight of a Staff in your hands at all times. sure its not as portable but at least i can still use it to beat a motherfucker when im out of mana."

[redstonedust]

there are gen Z spellcasters trying to lead a wizard staff revival but they're all made out of cheap wood and crystals they bought on tiktok live and at least one has splintered and exploded on their user. meanwhile grandpa is in the back like "in MY day we had to memorize all our runes and draw them out of thin air backwards in the pouring rain 5 times a day"

[redstonedust]

and wizards who use scrolls and tomes to cast their spells? linux users.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[redstonedust]

it's a shame that the trope of a character who looks 12 but is actually 300 years old is usually just used for ick fanservice because on a paper i think the psychology of a person stuck in permanent childhood has a lot of interesting story potential. unfortunately i would not trust a fandom with that character with a 100ft pole.

[redstonedust]

my aunt is watching some generic daytime tv talkshow and the hosts are very cheerfully going "yknow this AI thing isnt actually as cool as i thought it was- i keep noticing the google overview getting facts wrong! isnt that weird?" and its very funny watching regular middle aged people finally catch on. we did it lads it took long enough.

[ciricearts]

Hey guys! As someone who has lived through pancreatic cancer and whose anniversary it is today, I would like you to PLEASE share this information! Cancer of any kind is a major warning sign that you should take seriously! Please get your checkups‼️‼️

Find opportunities to connect with other survivors and caregivers within group settings in person, online or over the telephone.

[ciricearts]

please PLEASE, leave aside the “aesthetic” for u blog or idk, please TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY cus cancer is REAL and don’t make exceptions!! CANCER RUINS LIFES, PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!! MAKE UR EXAMS!!

[ciricearts]

Gracias por dibujarle estrías a varios personajes, eso literalmente me ha ayudado a aceptar las mías que tienen menos de un año en mi cuerpo por culpa de la depresión y otras cosas<333

AY NAMBEEE lo hago por q yo tmb tengo!! a mi me pasó por dar el estirón y hasta tenía en las rodillas y créeme que fue un complejo enorme en su momento (como a los 13), y ahora tlj q ni las recuerdo, y cuando las veo me dan igual, hasta me gustan! Recuerda que todos eventualmente tienen, es parte del desarrollo y son COMPLETAMENTE normal!!! es solo piel estirada, pero nos la ponen como el fin del mundo cuando nada que ver!! espero que estés bien, y en serio todo sale adelante corazón! mis mejores deseos para ti!!!

[ciricearts]

I translated this tumblr ask from spanish to english for anyone who needs it!! love u all!!!

[muzzleguppy]

It’s really upsetting to me that so many Constantine fans ignore his mental health but are so quick to bring up his sexuality. John being Schizophrenic was equally important to his character. Please read into his mental health.