Rewrite

Inspirations and musings as I rewrite myself into who I want to be. You can also find me on my fitblr @weighting4me ... Welcome to my chaos!💕

[progressivejudaism]

*pssss pass it on, Hanukkah is not Jewish Christmas*

[haikuubot]

*pssss

pass it on, Hanukkah is

not Jewish Christmas*

[theworldbrewery]

The Fortuneteller Patron subclass for @ghostofagoodidea! They were one of our custom subclass winners from our 500-follower giveaway.

The Fortuneteller pact is designed to integrate with actual tarot cards, using both major and minor arcana. It comes with 3 new Eldritch Invocations, as well!

This is homebrew content, so consult with your DM before using in a game.

[nightsrae]

Asks Against Humanity

Thanks for playing

I drink to forget:

During sex, I really like to think about:

What’s a girls best friend?

Me Tarzan, You:

What exactly would your significant other do for Gaston?

Hold my beer and watch my:

Star Wars episode IX: Revenge of the-

I play fornite because:

Wrong answers

In chip and dale rescue rangers, what was the name of their agency?

Mushu said: dishonor on you, dishonor on your -

Peter Parker got bitten by a radioactive:

Snowhite had 7 dwarves:

If the princess and the frog taught us anything, it’s that you have to

In the Mandalorian, what is the name of his tiny sidekick?

What did Ironman say before he snapped his fingers in End Game:

In Hocus Pocus, the Sanderson sisters require what to light the black flame?

Answers for Asks Against Humanity:

I drink to forget: Alcohol is a drug.

During sex, I really like to think about: This one time at band camp...

What's a girl's best friend? Is that a vibrator in your pocket?

Me, Tarzan. You,: Figment of my Imagination

What exactly would your significant other do for Gaston? Drive him to the mental hospital for therapy appointments.

Hold my beer and watch my: clumsy ass trip over flat ground.

Star Wars episode IX: Revenge of the: Writers

I play fortnite because: it's a thing I can do.

Wrong Answers:

In Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers what is the name of their agency? Road Kill Rescue

Mushy said: dishonor on you, dishonor on your: mullet.

Peter Parker got bitten by a radioactive: sloth.

Snowwhite had 7 dwarves: Anxiety, Depression, Panic, Caffeine, Insomnia, and Chronic Pain.

If the Princess and the frog taught us anything it was: that princes are stupid.

In the Mandalorian, what is the name of his tiny sidekick? Tea cup.

What did Ironman say before he snapped his fingers in endgame? You are the weakest link, good bye.

In Hocus Pocus, the Sanderson Sisters require what to light the black flame? Pumpkin pie.

[xanth-the-wizard]

Dungeon Master Essentials

I decided to make a list of DM stuff that I personally use or think are important to know when it comes to being a DM. So here’s my list:

Medieval Fantasy City Generator: This generator is now my LIFE. It generates incredibly complex cities with good customization. (Thanks to plantkat for sharing this site in their post here)

Naming Your Towns/Cities: Now that you’ve made your city, time to name it and give it some character! This post contains lots of great information.

Index Cards Rule: Fuckyeahdnd shared a SUPER convenient way of keeping track of turns and HP in combat. I use this system now for every single session I run.

Tricks & Traps: I am AWFUL at coming up with good Dungeon traps and challenges, this PDF includes some incredible ideas. The original poster, Courtney C. Campbell also runs a blog where she shares tons of great stuff. (Thanks to we-are-rogue for sharing the PDF in their post here)

Playing Different Types of Characters: Writeinspiration has a masterpost on how to write/play lots of different types of characters.

Unique NPC Jobs: Lauraharrisbooks wrote a list of different Fantasy Jobs which can help populate your world with some unique characters! Another similar post by Thewritershandbook also covers Common Occupations in the Middle Ages. 

Developing Characters by Threes: Monticusrex’s method of creating characters help you really flesh out who they are. Useful for Players and DM’s.

Troublesome Players? Speak Up: Dicebound brings up an incredibly great point. If someone is being a jerk, speak up and call them out. This is especially important and relevant now to crush awful behavior before it even has a chance to show it’s ugly face.

List of D&D Resources: And finally, pretty much anything you might need for D&D.  (Character stuff, spells, online communities/ways to play, etc..) A lot of people contributed to this post but thank you Mushroomancy for posting the original list.

Donjon: And finally, this site is a great resource for looking up Spells and Monsters along with tons of other generators. Not every single Spell or Monster is on here, but most are listed.

(I tried to give credit to the original posters or the actual URL for websites, unless those sites or URLs were no longer active)

[motivation-and-fitness]

[deardungeon]

DD 35: Dungie, Greater

In this episode, Audrey and Brandon talk about being a bard when your group tries to fight everything, running a dungeoncrawl for a single character, participating in puzzle solving with a low INT character, and Goodberry!

Mordenkainen’s Magnificent Landfill talks about DnD Monsters generated by a Neural Network!

Check out more cool stuff at http://aiweirdness.com/  

We specifically talk about THIS post!

Email us questions at [email protected]

Follow us at http://deardungeon.tumblr.com

Thanks to Joe for the theme song! Follow him here: https://twitter.com/hardcore_hank

Critical Advice For Rolling those Dice

[nightsrae]

Listen to this awesome podcast peeps!

[deardungeon]

DD 34: Absolutely Barbaric

In this episode, Audrey and Brandon discuss ungamifying your mindset and BARBARIANS. 

Character creation with Belinda!

Email us questions at [email protected]

Follow us at http://deardungeon.tumblr.com

Thanks to Joe for the theme song! Follow him here: https://twitter.com/hardcore_hank

Check out Audrey’s new podcast, Roll Me a Story HERE

Critical Advice For Rolling those Dice

[nightsrae]

If you haven't already checked out this podcast, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! DO IT!!!!

[weighting4me]

It has taken me most of my 30 years to realize that:

It’s ok to not know what you want to be when you grow up.

When you find something you love to do, embrace it.

Figuring out who you are is a never ending journey- you are always changing.

Learning to depend on yourself is important, but knowing it’s ok to ask for help is also important.

There is no perfect moment, but there is perfect in the moment.

[nightsrae]

This☝️

[nightsrae]

On A D&D Note

So 4 weeks ago I started playing in a weekly online D&D game and y'all it has been a life changer... it is something to look forward to in the middle of every week and the guys I am playing with are amazing! It's so nice to know that with all the crazy going on in the world I can stop for 3 hours on Wednesday nights and become an adventuring hero. I have made some awesome new friends who share my passion for gaming - and who laugh with me as the digital dice gods continue to show me their displeasure. I am loving this being able to play on a regular basis! And they have helped me with my one shot for my irl game that plays once a month or so. *Squee* I am just so happy with this and it's putting some pep into the rest of my life... Overall message here: do what makes you happy!

[eggsaladstain]

you know, when i said i wanted the real world to be more like harry potter i just meant the teleportation and the butterbeer, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back

[gottastartover-deactivated20200]

Happy President’s Day!

[deardungeon]

As we go into the night of Corpmas Eve, why not listen to the Dear Dungeon Holiday Special with your friends and family? We really do hope you enjoy it, and from all of us here at the Dear Dungeon podcast, Happy Holidays and a Wonderful New Year! 

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3 (Finale)

[nightsrae]

This is a serious good time y'all. If you haven't listened to it yet, you should!

[deardungeon]

DD 18: Grease Up Your Tools

In this great episode, Audrey and Brandon talk about using tool proficiencies in 5e, playing a paladin in a less lawfully inclined party, explaining DnD to friends and family, and making your antagonists feel like legitimate threats! 

Mordenkainen’s Magnificent Landfill with Trinkets from 5e!

Email us questions at [email protected]

Follow us at http://deardungeon.tumblr.com

Critical Hit by Ghost Mice of Plan-it-X Records! Check em out at http://ghostmice.bandcamp.com

Critical Advice For Rolling those Dice

[nightsrae]

It's Tuesday! Have you updated your podcast feed! If not, do it!

[mystoryfortheaudienceoftheworld]

If you think I’m listening to Achy Breaky Heart loudly in the car, then you would be correct. 😂😂 #billyraycyrus #achybreakyheart

[maria-the-ghoul]

YAAASSS

[ban-dia-gealach-deactivated2017]

Oh God I loved that song and I was sooooo in love with Billy Ray. I was gonna marry him 😍😍

[nightsrae]

The high school kids on my bus would bring a boom box and play this song on cassette all the way to school and back and we would all Kindergarten through Seniors would sing along at the top of our lungs. 1 week later the bus driver finally got fed up and took the cassette away. I still love that song because it brings on the nostalgia for me.

[cooperhoward]

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

[brainstatic]

I’m the same age as glass ceiling and horndog.

[sidneyia-deactivated20210826]

vietnamese pot-bellied pig, crack house, and elephant in the room

[sixthrock]

I’m the same age as ‘cyberpunk’, ‘nuclear winter’, ‘cell phone’, ‘designer drug’ and a whooole lot of now-common computer terms. i’m old.

[bogleech]

I GOT VARROA MITE

[the--witchmaker]

ah yes, 1995. the year of “partial-birth abortion,” “date rape drug,” and “complex regional pain syndrome”

[rshathul-deactivated20211207]

‘humblebrag’ ‘selfie’ and ‘dubstep’

[vastderp]

post-traumatic stress disorder, yuppie, NIMBY, hip-hop, techno-pop. nice!

[nightsrae]

Lol so I'm the same year as thirtysomething which means that thirtysomething is officially thirtysomething...😆

[nightsrae]

One Reason Why Playing DnD Makes Me A Better Parent:

When the math homework comes home and says: "You will need three dice to play this simple adding game with your child." (But of course does not come home with dice.)

I simply pull out the dice bags and let my child choose an array of d6s with which to complete their homework.

[deardungeon]

DD 13: Every NPC Should Be Voiced by Fran Drescher

In this episode, Brandon and Audrey talk about making solo monsters feel epic, keeping track of the small details when running in a city, what to do when you’ve written so much you need to pass along to your players, amping up your narrative powers and descriptions, and how to do character voices without theatre background!

Special Vegan Triple D featuring Snapdragon Salad, Goddess’ Grace, and SweetnSour Pink Surprise! 

Email us questions at [email protected]

Follow us at http://deardungeon.tumblr.com

Critical Hit by Ghost Mice of Plan-it-X Records! Check em out at http://ghostmice.bandcamp.com

Brandon is real fuckin’ jazzed for Divinity Original Sin 2! Go check out the deets here: http://www.divinity.game 

Critical Advice For Rolling those Dice

[nightsrae]

You guys, you guys! It's Tuesday and there's a new episode of Dear Dungeon out! Have you downloaded/listened to it yet? If not then get on that!