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hii I'm Izzy (she/her) and I'm generally confused about a lot of things I'm a wannabe member of the tumblr art squad so check it out ;) Navigation

[bonerfart]

my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there 

[weloveshortvideos]

[berniesandersdms]

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw one ‘fuck’ in for every three words that leave my mouth it’s shocking

[chromolume]

the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

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“tumblr should make a school!! we can talk about ships and write fanfics an-”

[frandrawsalot]

@spacecattle ‘s Fashion blogger!Dan and Movie Reviewer!Phil AU is great and made me stay up ‘till 1 a.m on a school night to draw this

Also please consider:

Dan choosing Phil clothes for movie premiers

Phil going with Dan to fashion shows and when Dan asks for his thoughts he says “The soundtrack was an amazing mood setter”

Dan and Phil watching the Oscars in which Dan only cares about the red carpet and Phil only cares the results (tho Dan stays for the “Best Costume design” winner)

[thewildesttflower-deactivated20]

I LIIIIVE for those nights when you got nothing going on and so you like take a shower and deep condition your hair and shave everything and lotion yourself up and you like throw on your coziest jammies and give yourself a facial and light candles and incense and watch Netflix and listen to music and just like chill all night in your cleanest most relaxed state

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[sonoanthony]

Shout out to the teachers that let you down easy

[cupcakelogic]

i tried to make  a horror comic once at like 4 am

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[rainbow-puking]

[rainbow-puking]

[genericbanana]

[sonypraystation]

dont ever drink from me or my son again

[75orchids]

hey fucking idiot furries

you know animals arent real right

[holyhellwhat]

jokes on you my fursona is a plane

[nighttimephan-blog]

Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

Me:I am the backbone of this household

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