sex isn’t real, actually
could you elaborate on this
fake scheme run by Big Condom to make money
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sex isn’t real, actually
could you elaborate on this
fake scheme run by Big Condom to make money
Crimetober 1-9
Because birds are criminals.
Crimetober 10-21
When will they be held accountable
Crimetober 22-31
Justice will never be served.
I'm gonna reblog with some videos of people speaking various American Indian/indigenous American languages, because I think most people don't even know what they sound like. Not to be judgement of that—just, you know, I think people who want to be informed should know what they sound like!
Former president of the Navajo Nation, Joe Shirley, giving an address in Navajo.
Nora Marks Dauenhauer telling a story, "Raven and Deer", in Tlingit.
Albert White Hat, a well known Lakota teacher, translator, and activist, speaking Lakota.
This YouTube user, Grahm Wiley-Camacho, has uploaded a bunch of videos in Colville Okanagan Salish, but I'm not sure who all the speakers are.
Multiple people speaking Cherokee and talking about revitalization of the language.
This guy speaking Yucatec Maya (guest starring: adorable small child).
There's a ton of material in Greenlandic on YouTube, but it's hard for me to find, because the titles and other metadata are also in Greenlandic! Of course, this represents a huge win for the language, since this is a biproduct of being in vibrant use by a community of speakers. Greenlandic has been an official language of the territory of Greenland since 1979, and the sole official language since 2009.
Here are some proceedings of the Greenlandic parliament, the Inatsisartut, which are conducted in Greenlandic.
Here is a radio show in Greenlandic, from Kalaallit Nunaata Radioa.
And here is a video of Aki-Matilda Høegh-Dam, Greenlandic MP in the Danish parliament (Folketing), causing some upset by speaking in Greenlandic instead of Danish.
Conversation between Loran Thompson and Francis Boots in Mohawk.
Interview with Yup'ik elder Raphael Jimmy about qaneryaraq "words of wisdom/right living".
official linguistics post
taqʷšəblu (Vi Hilbert) speaking Lushootseed! She was the last fluent heritage speaker of the language, and did a lot of conservation work and education for it.
(Lushootseed is spoken up and down the Southeast side of the Salish Sea, mostly between modern-day Bellingham and Olympia, including Seattle)
Ojibwe language!
Favorite "humans being human" history posts, please
I've seen the collections of favorite tumblr fiction posts; now I'd like to see what your favorite "humans being human" historical posts are. (Because sometimes it is Nice to be reminded that compassion is not something easy for us to lose; we laugh at the same bad jokes; there are entire fossil records of our kindness.)
Here are my favorites-- add on yours.
The story of the RMS Carpathia, with a follow-up (aka one of if not the best pieces of short nonfiction historical writing in the modern age and one that reduces me to tears every goddamn reread)
Bronze-age grave of teenage gamer girl lovingly buried with her sheep ankle bone collection
The 1st-2nd century CE Roman tombstone with a bar joke that reads like a Dril tweet
And even earlier: A 4500-1900 BCE Sumerian bar joke
"Please know that there's an 84yo museum docent in the Bronx who would cry simply at the thought of you spending so much effort to quietly create something that's beautiful to you"
Reconstructing Otzi's shoes
The Paleolithic grandmother and the child's fingerprint
Stone-age toddlers had art lessons
Ice-age children played in megafauna-footprint puddles
There once was a little boy who loved ducks
The oldest human burial found in Africa is a toddler; they made a pillow for his head
Henry Kenelm Beste's father loved him very much
"A Timeline of Humanity"
"I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them."
"I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today. It's right-handed. I am right-handed"
A 3rd century dog carved on a marble tomb; a 1st century dog lovingly described and named for posterity
Patrice, a 1st-2nd century dog, was dearly loved
And: we found a Paleolithic dog, buried with its bone
Humanity, unified across time by everyday experiences
The Golden Record sent into space in the 1970s
Ancient Egypt had archaeologists
Egyptian figurine of a woman waiting for her bread to finish baking
The graffiti of Pompeii
Ancient Greek tourist graffiti at the tomb of Ramses V
Hidden messages on circuit boards
The earliest examples of someone chewing on the end of their pencils
"im having feelings about the uffington white horse again"
The vast relatability of Medieval marginalia (and cats peeing on things)
Potoooooooo
What our ancient ancestors would think, seeing us prosper
Engage with older art; it keeps you from forgetting their humanity
"They were just like you and me. They write don't forget eggs, and wondered if their neighbors secretly hated them or if they are reading into it too much. They loved and were loved and they wondered. They wondered about you."
"Why do you study history" web-weaving
And ending on a high note: Ea-nasir and his shitty copper
Is Onfim already mentioned? (I’m sorry if he is and I missed it)
He’s a boy from Novgorod, Russia back in the 13th century, who is remembered by doodles he wrote on his spelling exercises.
He drew himself riding on a horse and defeating an enemy who is presumed to be his teacher.
He wrote “I am a beast” next to a drawing of a creature. The text in the box is a greeting to his friend named Danilo.
Here’s a Wikipedia article dedicated to him. And I also love this art of him!
I continue to run into people that are confused as to why Americans have screens on our windows and it’s really quite simple.
Bugs
Diseases carried by bugs
Other assorted wildlife such as dogs and teenagers
Also why do Americans not have windows open all the time?
We do open windows sometimes
Not when it’s super hot or cold though
We have air filters in our houses
Neighborhood hooligans might steal our pies
Frankly when it’s over 40 degrees celsius I’m not gonna have my window open screen free to let out the cats and let in the heat and West Nile virus carrying mosquitos who want my blood. That’s my blood. I decide what to do with it. Not them.
That’s 104F for my fellow ice munchers.
The no screen thing is so wild to me, do other places not have Wasps? Bees? Mosquitos? Maple bugs? Horse flies?
Like are these things only in North America?
They have mosquitos in other parts of the world. A lot of anti screen people I’ve met have been European though. They live in colder climates and don’t know that with climate change their risk for mosquito borne illnesses rises every year. They’re coming for you too, Europe. Protect your blood.
The mosquitos want your blood and you’re just leaving your windows open all night, no protection. Inviting in the blood suckers. No wonder they have so many vampires in Europe.
Screens are also good for birds! They help prevent window strikes, both because they make the window easier to see and because they cushion the impact if the bird still tries to fly through the window. Source: Cornell University’s bird lab https://www.allaboutbirds.org/news/why-birds-hit-windows-and-how-you-can-help-prevent-it/
This may sound minor, but a 2014 study cited in the article above suggests window strikes killed up to 1 billion birds annually in the US alone, and it may be even more now.
A miniature book made by Charlotte Brontë at age 13, one of more than two dozen she created. It recently surfaced after being considered lost for more than a century.
Credit…Clark Hodgin for The New York Times
Cylinder Seal
Also cylinder seal
University field station newsletter told me giant millipedes are particularly active this time of year "when they’re on the move for important millipede reasons." I think that might be scientist secret code for "nobody really knows why." All we know is the millipedes are moving for some reason and it must be important or they wouldn't do it. Important millipede reasons.
my arrival time at your birthday party will be 8.30-esque dude. it will bear several similarities to 8.30
aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday
thanks gritty
my 6yo piano student: did you KNOW that girls can marry girls and BOYS can marry boys? But they can’t do that romantic dance together when one has a rose in their mouth, because only boys can play the guitar :(
me: 👁️👄👁️well actually, girls can definitely play guitar??
6yo: WAIT REALLY?? :O
it was honestly so fucking adorable because she was SO excited to impart with me the news that gay marriage exists, but then instantly heartbroken that wlw couples were robbed of all romance as they couldn’t possibly do the flamenco together
i deserve to be an eel. in a crevice with a bunch of other eels. opening and closing our mouths over and over
everyone who reblogged this has joined me in the eel crevice. its a pretty big crevice
oooo we eelin
Map of the United States but now each state touches the ocean
@mapsontheweb @the-real-numbers
All states can have a little sip of ocean water. As a treat.
hm. kentucky beach. tidewater, kentucky. norfolk, kentucky, home to the largest US navy installation on the east coast.
the picturesque outerbanks of tennessee.
the big apple: new york city, michigan.
Make one where the fewest possible states can access the ocean.
tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.
we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
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I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash
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