ok ive seen a good few headcanons for where alex keller is from, so heres a poll
where is alex keller from
texas
tennessee
one of the carolinas
podunk small town in the midwest
california
georgia
other (specify pls)
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ok ive seen a good few headcanons for where alex keller is from, so heres a poll
where is alex keller from
texas
tennessee
one of the carolinas
podunk small town in the midwest
california
georgia
other (specify pls)
Simon is the type to put his wedding band in the velcro pouch on his chest when he’s out on the field, mostly because he can’t wear it for work, but he also doesn't want to get it dirty or taint it with the violence his hands see.
Sometimes, he wears it around his neck on a chain under his balaclava when he's away from you for an extended period of time, hoping it’ll help him find his way back to you—that one of these days while tucked away in a window, Simon won’t be on the receiving end of a barrel—and when he's home again, it returns to his finger.
He silently takes in how your wedding bands look next to each other—shining silver staring back at him, scarred hands next to unblemished ones—when he places your intertwined fingers on his chest before he falls asleep at night.
The only time he allows his wedding ring to get dirty is when he's knuckles deep between your trembling thighs—your sticky-wet slick glinting in the low light of the room—or when Simon pushes those same fingers into your mouth to keep you quiet as he fucks you into the squeaky mattress deep and slow, grunting under his breath about how messy you are when your spit bubbles between your kiss-bitten lips.
You tell him how good he feels under a hitched breath, and his chest tightens because he can’t remember the last time someone used an adjective like that to describe him. Good. It’s weird how such a simple word can make Simon’s head spin and make him feel like he’s anything other than the man he is outside your bed.
A soldier. A killer. With you, he’s a husband—a best friend.
He ducks his head down to suck a little bruise right above your nipple, the corners of his mouth curling slightly, knowing that he’ll be the only one that’ll know it exists—that it’ll still be there long after he’s gone.
“Come on, love,” he breathes harshly, already close, wondering if this will be the time it finally takes. “Just a little more,” a small lie because there’s never just a little more when it comes to you.
Psychologists out there saying things like "I only give medicine to people I would bang" and they just get away with it.
Like, think about how important HRT is for the average trans person. It's completely life-changing and unmatched as a medical intervention for that population's mental health.
And these people are withholding it based on "would I fuck that?" standards.
And these people are
withholding it based on “would
I fuck that?” standards.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
King!Konig writing to his gardener “this place is boring. Nobody’s even tried to kill me yet :( I miss you very much- have you thought anymore on my last marriage proposal? I shall write you again soon :)” while she reads the first word and then throws it into the fire
Literally exactly that:
"Schatz,
I hate it here. I have slept through the night every night since I have been here. There have been no assassination attempts, no poisonings, no excitement. I have been attempting to bait a knight into fighting me, he's weakness walks beside him and hardly seems to realize it. He's supposed to be a violent dog but I have yet to be bitten. It's terribly disappointing.
Have you thought any more about marrying me? The King here is trying to convince me to marry his daughter and-"
You toss the letter in your fire and go to find your own pen and paper. You write out only one sentence. "Marry the princess then," you tap the end of the quill against your lip and write down, "bastard" to finish it off.
König rips your letter open with a half rabid curiosity. His eyes scan over the single sentence. You never write him. It's cute, you're jealous. He wondered if you were reading his letters, assumed you were simply tossing them as soon as you got them, this was a pleasant reassurance. You don't give him many of those.
"Mein Liebe," he writes, already excited for this letter to meet your fire, "you give me the word and I will kill any princess in the way of our walk down the aisle."
Nasty bf Simon sparring with you when you wrap your legs around his neck to choke him and make him tap out. Instead, he presses his face closer to your 🐱 and takes a whiff to distracted. He breaks out of your hold with a shit eating grin and laughs at your flustered state.
Ghost's fuck nastiness makes him a habitual line stepper and he always takes it one step further. He runs that fat tongue of his over your clothed cunt, and will keep doing so until you loosen your hold. Fucker is smug about it the rest of the day.
All's fair in love and war, sweetheart.
hands slipping under...
gaz garrick x afab!reader.
tw/cw: touchy behaviour, groping, thigh fucking.
gaz garrick is a touchy man; he constantly has a hand on you, usually around your waist, running his fingertips down between your ribcage. you whimper and mewl quietly, giggling softly and turning your head over your shoulder, your lips pressed against each other as you kiss him sloppily and messily, moaning into the kiss and listening to the sound of his belt unfastening.
thigh fucking is a favourite for gaz - sliding inside your soft and warm thighs, his hot, lengthy and bulbous cock between your thighs, grinding and rocking his broad, muscular hips back and forth at the sweet, soft sensation against his shaft. the head of kyle's slick tip rubs against your puffy folds ever so slightly, his broad hips against your tight rear, and his face buried in the crook of your neck, leaving kisses and hickeys along your bare skin.
kyle's large, slightly rough hands run up and down your pretty body, cupping your soft and supple breast, kneading it between his thick fingers. he sucks in a sharp, deep breath as his sensitive head rubs against your wet, sloppy folds again, his grunts coming out pained and guttural when you tease him for being so sensitive... ;3
mayhaps im writing smth for fem!bihan......
They are just like me forreal
every time I see film of a platypus I am struck again by how small they are
sopping animals
There comes a point where Simon finally admits that he hates your new boyfriend—not that he’s liked any of your past relationships over the years, but this one he’s more vocal about—with a name not worth remembering. Matt? Martin?
He’d stopped trying after his first week back from work.
“I don’t fucking trust him,” he says one night while at the pub right under your apartment; it’s become a weekly ritual of sorts when he’s on leave ever since meeting you there on Soap’s birthday several years back.
“You say that about every guy I have you meet,” you tell him in that know-it-all voice that you always use with him. “You hardly even know him, and his name’s Marcus, by the way. It wouldn’t kill you to use it.”
He snorts. “Love, the bloke would put his cock in anyone with tits and a warm cunt.”
“He wouldn’t,” your voice is soft because maybe you already know.
He would.
New Crow Time! It’s the Hound Knight. He’s a good boy!!!
Once again Goldie has blessed us with tags that feel like they should be their own fic
im telling you, we really cracked something when we started making Ghost call reader "bird"
Tomorrow is gonna be the second anniversary of the invasion ruzzia launched against Ukraine, and the tenth anniversary of ruzzian aggression since 2014
Please, support us, keep talking about us, we are still being attacked and killed everyday
Make sure to donate to Come Back Alive, to Serhii Prytula, to any Ukrainian creative to keep us all afloat
War and genocide isn't a trend for social media, those are not some silly things for people to talk about and then forget once it's not "popular" anymore, those are actual atrocities that shouldn't even be a thing in the 21st century
Hi fernie ☺️
I wanted to request some sweet time waking up next to Price/Gaz after getting back with them… these ex-husband and ex-boyfriend tropes are so bittersweet and I love them but I also crave some solid resolutions 😭 You can make this smut or pure fluff, whatever you want.
Thank you ❤️
ex-husband price, but the “ex” lays on significantly blurred lines now.
fem!reader, 18+ [unprotected piv, etc] — lazy writing/editing + formatting sorry
a/n: i’m so sorry for how late this is !! i’m literally terrible at completing my asks 😭 i hope this is good enough <3
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In a few days the KOSA bill we be decided if it should be passed or not, if this bill get passed there will be MASS internet censorship and much more. This bill will silence the lgbtq+ community and many more minorities, we can not let this bill be passed.
PLEASE go to https://www.badinternetbills.com/
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
Signing this takes no longer than a minute, I beg of all who sees this to sign. Every signature counts and means everything. There are also many other petitions you could sign out there but this is one of the main ones.
Please reblog this post and more like this, tag people, share badinernetbills.com on other platforms, share it to your friends, your family, everyone.
Aahh im in love with your Rudy and Alejandro! Got anything more planned for them?
I’d LOVE to draw them more but their bond is so epic and so strong, who am I to remark on it with my peasant hands…
https://www.tumblr.com/achivement-unlocked/743086027324932096/kosa
Not the anon, but Kosa is a bill that's soon going to pass where minors on the internet get their parents to see what they search up and restrict things that are deemed "inappropriate." When in reality it prevents kids who are trying to learn about the lbgtq community and kids trying to identify abuse. The bill will change the internet forever and NOT in a good way.
Im pretty sure the anon is trying to ask you to spread awareness about this.
Some links to prevent this are:
https://www.badinternetbills.com/
https://www.stopkosa.com/
https://www.change.org/p/save-our-free-and-open-internet-stop-the-kids-online-safety-act
https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/censorship-wont-make-kids-safe?nowrapper=true#:~:text=Privacy%2C%20free%20expression%2C%20and%20LGBTQ%2B,tell%20them%20to%20reject%20KOSA
Breaking the gimmick for this one, here’s some resources for yall <33
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Recently got word of a petition to stop this, here!!
SORRY FOR THE TAG GUYS BUT WE ALL NEED YOUR VOTES!!
WE NEED YOUR FURY AND FEAR TO CONVINCE THEM!! VOTE AGAINST KOSA! WE HAVE DAYS LEFT BEFORE IT HAPPENS!
THE SUICIDE RATES WILL RISE, INFORMATION ABOUT PALESTINE WILL BE ERASED AND WIPED OFF OF THE INTERNET
WEBSITES LIKE AO3 WILL BE COMPLETELY WIPED AND DESTROYED FOR THE FREEDOM THEY HAVE
PEOPLE WHO ARE POC AND LGBT WILL STRUGGLE WITH EVERYTHING BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM THEM, THE SUPPORT AND REPRESENTATION!
THIS ISNT SAFETY!! THIS ISNT RIGHT!
THEY’LL TAKE ALL YOUR INFORMATION AND SEND IT TO YOUR PARENTS! YOULL BE FORCED TO EXPOSE MORE OF YOUR PERSONAL PRIVACY TO EVEN JOIN A WEBSITE
TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND EVERYONE YOU DONT! DONT LET THIS GET THROUGH! PLEASE! <- genuinely horrified
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VOTE VOTE VOTE! DONT HESITATE! IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO, VOTE ON ANY AND EVERY KOSA PETITION YOU FIND! DONT LET THEM WIN.
USE THE KOSA TAGS, MAKE THEM TRENDING! DONT STAY SILENT!!
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I'M GONNA REBLOG THIS WITH MORE PPL
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YET AGAIN GIMMIE A MOMENT
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this.
is.
SO MANY PPL.
@an-inspired-eternity @a-being-of-chaossss @quikyu @umyeahoksure @lovely-lauren-arts @llama-llama-official @lektricfergus @bulle-blackhole @bi-leef @blacephalo @mattibee @matchamabs @wishcloak @elm-off-her-rocker @ebonysquib @ronniesbizzareblog @reuniclus @reikaniichan @tikara @autisticfoxgirl333 @i-eat-your-pancakes-art @im-just-an-arce @offended-dot-png @pukicho @demandezglassjoe @frontline-titties-of-the-fifth @fear-ze-queer @goldmouse @gooompy @hayealo @justanuglydepressedbitch @k-eke @kuroi528 @kazooyah @catcrumb @vanessadoofwasmygayawakening @ndrogyny @nekosouvlaki @mangora
Sorry to tag you all but this is really important!!
DONT WORRY ABOUT IT COLE!! IM HAPPY TO HELP
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EVERYONE PLEASE SPREAD THIS
Alrighty folks.
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Don’t have many people to tag but I’m taggin who I can. This shit’s important. Spread this post.
SPREAD THIS NOW BECAUSE I RIP YOUR ANKLES OFF
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i think that's all of them. you guys BETT,ER
I WILL FUCKING SKIN YOU
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