Fuck It ;)

🌹I'm the scum on your shoe🙂 🚬🐀 21 one day, dead the next💨💨 💀We are all honestly better off dead⛓

[villainsimpathizer]

Life Hack: inject Diphenyl Oxalate into your bloodstream and Hydrogen Peroxide into your bone marrow so that if you ever break a bone in your body, it would cause a chemiluminescent reaction and you would, theoretically, become a human-glowstick!

[injuries-in-dust]

Tell us about animals that people think are cute, dopey, friendly, etc. But will just straight up KILL you without even trying?

Not even on purpose, just by accident.

I'll start. The Hippo!

Everyone looks at a hippo and are like, big water puppy!

With floppy ears and a cute face! They're looking so friendly and chill all the time.

But if you even look at one of them wrong

They will kill you! They will destroy you and anything you to put between the two of you! Their teeth will turn you to mush! Their weight will turn you to mush! If they get into a gallop and hit you head on, they will turn you into mush!

People are wary of crocodiles, but they are afraid of the hippos!

[solasullabarca]

Guys somebody figured it out

[transwarlock]

have you ever seen a snake eating an egg?? because if not, you need to. 

[no-i-am-not-infected]

Doing nothing. feeling miserable. staring into the void

Or

Being 100% productive. aggressively finishing tasks. feeling like a redbull ad protagonist.

There is no in between.

[typiing-deactivated20240430]

anyone else whisper "what the fuck" to themselves at least 96 times a day or is it just me

[i-am-a-fish]

WHEN I SAY YEE, YOU SAY HAW

YEE

[exterminating-angels]

FUCK

[i-am-a-fish]

YEE

[ew-is-that-a-life]

SHIT

[i-am-a-fish]

YEE

[ridibulous]

PISS

[i-am-a-fish]

wait

[nihilistics-bullshit]

*softly Haws back*

we love you fish, hope you’re okay <3 c:

[nihilistics-bullshit]

“Life is one hell of a thing to happen to a person.”

-Joe Mantegna

[nihilistics-bullshit]

And to be honest, I don't even know why

I let myself get down in the first place

•🔪🌹•

Tryna keep my mind at bay

Sunflower still grows at night❤️

[remanence-of-love]

[nihilistics-bullshit]

🔪🌹

[nihilistics-bullshit]

and the sun will still rise

forever and always💙

[nihilistics-bullshit]

Fucked and drank all night

Acting all alright

Had no need to fight

Tonight, tonight🔪🌹

[nihilistics-bullshit]

Im flyin’, I'm flyin' high like a bird

But my fluttering wings can't keep you from pullin' me down

Your mama, Your mama says I'm a fool

And yeah, maybe that's true 'cause I can't stop thinkin' 'bout you

•🔪🌹•

I'm tryin', I'm tryin' not to forget my words

'Cause when I'm around you I tend to keep changin' my mind

I promise, I promise myself not to slip back into old habits

'Cause heartbreak is savvy and love is a bitch

[nihilistics-bullshit]

Maybe I’ve been wasting time,

My state of mind’s

Been a little hazy lately

But I stay alive🔪🌹

[nihilistics-bullshit]

fly away with me baby🕊

we’ll finally be free🔪🌹

[bunch-of-bullshits-blog]

Get outta my mind, don’t wanna think no more

Can’t sleep at night, don’t wanna wake up🔪🌹

[nihilistics-bullshit]

🔪🌹

[nihilistics-bullshit]

She was the one with the broken smile🔪🌹

Now that's done, she was the one

She was the one that was worth my time

Now that she gone, I know that I'm wrong