perfect fantasy cat party

~*~ PERFECT FANTASY CAT PARTY ~*~ what are birds? we just don't know.

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[memorycycle]

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

[tboypart-deactivated20221222]

look at this

[mammalidentifier]

Stoat (Mustela erminea). This one is a baby!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[goopydad]

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')

[felassan]

[kittydealer]

u/differentlifer

[rightlessdestiny]

[dogpuppy]

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[isda-bata]

She’d rather die than be separated from her friends. I trust you Susie deltarune. Hopecore

[rt0no]

[squeakitties]

[dogpuppy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[wizardarchetypes]

i forgot about a cooler in the yard with produce in it for like 3 weeks and today i was like okay. i need to clean that out.

didn't realize rainwater had gotten in and turned it into rotten cabbage carrot potato soup in the sun.

i opened it and the smell was so bad that i said out loud "oh i'm going to hell for this."

they weren't even my words. i don't know who possessed me. the cabbage perhaps

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cats Who Have No Intention Of Letting You Read Your Book

“Spoiler alert: the main character dies. Now gimme some tuna.”

(photos via the dodo)

[veggiezombiex]

This resembles my house.

[copperbadge]

Okay this has crossed my dash three times so I must contribute my own. Meet Margaret, my former roommate in Boston:

She takes all books into protective custody to make sure they’re tasteful.

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[giant-isopod-overlord]

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[squeakitties]

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them