nikita joy

tales from down under

[nikitajoyy]

1)👱🏻‍♂️ Brothers: 0

2)👩🏻 Sisters: 2

3)👶 Kids: 0

4)👩🏼‍⚕️ Surgeries: 0

5)☀️ Tattoos: 0

6)💍 Piercings: just my ears pierced (imma weak bitch)

7)🌴 Been to an island- i live on an island (AUSTRALLIIIIIIIA LET US REJOICE FOR WE ARE YOUNG AND FREEE)

8)✈️ Flown on a Plane- nosir

9)🚑 Ridden in an ambulance- nopety nope

10)⛸ Ice skate- too scared to do that

11)🚢 Been on a Cruise- nopetynopenopenope

12)🏍 Ridden a Motorcycle- nOwAY

14)🐴 Ridden on a horse - yeeehaw you bet i have

15)🚓 Ridden in a police car- nope im a good child

16)🏥 Stayed in a hospital- i believe i have

17)👀 Eye Color- hazel-brown

18)📱Last phone call- my friend max

19)☕ - is this coffee? I believe it is

20)🥧 Favorite pie- apple :)

21)🐕 Favorite dog-  american bulldog/american staffy

22)☀️ Favorite season- winter

23)🦃 Favorite holiday- christmas

24)🏈 Favorite sport - football (AUSSIE RULES)

25)👮‍♂️ Ever been handcuffed- yessir (dont steal kids)

26) Favorite fruit- g r a p e

27) Favorite color- yelllow

28)🚜 Can you drive a tractor? Um no

29)🚛 Can you drive a stick ? Nope

30)🚂 Have you traveled by train? - i live on the damn train

31)🚁 Have you ridden in a helicopter? Nope

32) 🥛 Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain? Personal experience, pina coladas are nasty

33) 😷 Have you been to China in the last 6 months? -  No

34) 🌮 Did you hoard all the toilet paper? IM DOWN TO TWO ROLLS

[trollsgirl]

Canon: This is how the story goes

Fanfiction writers:

[afronerdism]

Sobbing

[jerome-valeska-trash]

Naive newcomer at the GCPD: how do Jerome and Jeremiah usually get out of these messes?

Jim, near tears: they don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out

[eddiesangels]

MICKEY WIPED IANS TEAR DURING THEIR WEDDDINGGGGG IM CRYINGNG

[mickeygifs]

de·fen·es·tra·tion · dēˌfenəˈstrāSHən noun the action of throwing someone out of a window.

[who-really-am-i]

If the first scene of season 11 isn't Ian and Mickey cuddling and Ian waking his husband up with kisses and morning bj's imma riot

[belleandkurtbastian]

Lip: "Never have I ever had a threesome."

*Ian, Mickey, and Debbie drink*

Lip: "Whoa, who did you guys have a threesome with?"

Ian: "I'm not proud of it. It was back when I was working at the Fairy Tail. Just a couple of regulars..."

Lip: "But Mickey drank too. I just assumed..."

Mickey: "I have a threesome every fucking night. Me, Ian, and his fucking ego."

[myfika]

so. lip is starting his new life with tami and fred. meanwhile, debbie’s in jail. that means liam and franny are ian and mickey’s responsibility right now. and the house is pretty much theirs.

are we finally going to get a glimpse of ~domestic husbands~ running shit in s11 ???

dreams really do come true.

[thebestoftimes]

so those two disaster bros got married today? Damn good for them. Good for them.

[eddie-and-richie]

Romance is dead except for whatever that one thug and that bipolar ginger got goin on

[horrjfied]

fuck all romance except whatever those dudes from shameless got going on

[daily-best-jokes]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and his girlfriend meets him at the door.

“Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!” she says.

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are already seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and Whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a Pharmacist.”

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[dailyhistorymemes]

NOT THE TEA(via)

[calamity-bean]

honestly, major props to Cameron Monaghan for playing like 15 different versions of both Jerome and Jeremiah over the course of this series … The guy’s got hella range, and bless Gotham for giving him characters with such fluid, ever-evolving personalities that he gets to show off so much of it

[jokerous]

You will be a curse upon Gotham. Children will wake from sleep screaming at the thought of you. Your legacy will be death and madness. 

[sugarmonteko]

JEREMIAH‘S UPGRADE

417 VS 421 LMAO