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• 23 • Cis • she/her • Meme Queen• Feminist. ⚧

[keithstack]

[peculiarponytails-blog]

LMFAO i put  2of the pix i got at the concert together… and this was born<3

[vicholas]

Ralph Breaks the Internet is already a horrible movie but I just can’t begin to imagine how bad it will age

[vicholas]

Imagine 30 years from now having to explain to people that Disney was trying to do something DARING by exploring Internet World so they made an “emotional” scene where the main character reads mean comments about him by people who dont even know he’s a sentient creature and just consider him a dumb video game meme

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

This is so fucking innacurate bc if ralph were real people on twitter wouldnt be hateposting about him theyd be drawing his cock

[gingeygal]

[bellelovely]

[nikkerknockerz]

He’s all I think about. 😭💖

[neptunewalls-deactivated2016102]

[weirdatshots]

[fatsexybitch]

Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work

It’s going to smell hellacious later

[fatsexybitch]

It was so awful I had to work in another building for the rest if the day

Word is she left the fish and went back to her desk to pack up and quit

The stench was so awful they had to open all the doors which required bringing security from two other sites

Most of my department went home for the day

Holy SHIT

[voidbat]

what a fucking power move, oh my god.

i am so sorry you had to deal with the olfactory fallout, but my GOD.

[bunnywest]

OMG how to leave a job where they’ve fucked you over.

[digitaldiscipline]

Big Fish Energy

[risastorm]

[frienclzone-deactivated20200512]

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

[systematicsalvation]

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

[flymetothemoo-deactivated202308]

Reblog to fucking save a life.

[lock-screens]

adventure time

[overfalls]

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

[owlbearcounter]

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

[ranetree]

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

[tassiekitty]

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

[fairywails]

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

[melancholicmarionette]

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

[proletariatbitch]

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

[soggywarmpockets]

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

[everylineeverystory]

*slams reblog*

[leonawriter]

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

[penbrydd]

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

[maverlok]

[steftastan]

CAN I ADD TO THIS TOO?

IT’S NOT ‘COULD OF’, THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER. IT’S ‘COULD HAVE’. SAME APPLIES TO ‘SHOULD HAVE’.

[oniongentleman]

And this is why my students look at me as though I’m the devil when I try to tell them that no i’m not lying this really is a thing

[hermoninee-granger]

IT’S ‘COULDN’T CARE LESS’ NOT ‘COULD CARE LESS’ IF YOU COULD CARE LESS THAT MEANS YOU CARE

[haiku-robot]

it’s ‘couldn’t care less’ not ‘could care less’ if you could care less that means you care

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[miss-malaphor]

Please check out Homophones Weakly.

It’s a treasure trove.

And a goddamn delight.

[spicychestnut]

I laughed so hard

[allskys]

this is one of the many “best”

[carolineaquino73]

Getting away from the homophones, another thing I need to mention:

LOSE - when you don’t win, or if you have lost something

LOOSE - the opposite of tight.

If you lose weight, then your pants may be loose.

[wecanalldobetter]

homie, those are homophones

[definitely-cursed]

No, lose has a harsher “s” sound, more like a /z/. BUT ANYWAY CHOCKING IS NOT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CAN’T BREATHE, YOU’RE CHOKING.

[gilalevana]

I’m also amused when people mess up phrases like “for all intensive purposes” which is supposed to be “for all intents and purposes”. This is why enunciation is important. If people only ever hear these, not read them, they’re so easy to get wrong.

[naamahdarling]

With bated breath. As in: With breath abated or held.

Not “with baited breath”, like a raccoon that has raided a fishing cooler.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

you BEAR heavy things, including the metaphorical weight of having children.

you BARE by uncovering something, like your body or your soul.

YOU DO NOT “BARE” CHILDREN UNLESS YOU’RE GETTING THEM READY FOR A BATH OR SOMETHING.

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

[thisboyinabinder]

Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW

And drive

N ASC AR

And wear

Tr u ck hA ts

[crjdedicated]

[thatnordicguy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Li4mricee)

[setheverman]

STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG

[deplcythebattery]

[hplyrikz]

“I don’t need flowers to remind me of the fact that you love me not.”

— Haiku on Daisies (via hplyrikz)

I can relate to this

(via hplyrikz)

[chastainjessica]

We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.

PARKS AND RECREATION (2009-2015)

[sizvideos]

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

[snake-lady]

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

[big-bang-holmes-blog]

Someone in my family had breast cancer and this is really important to me

Also this was the most polite F U I’ve seen in a while