Smurf

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[nikki-smurfling]

New Name for my Fursona

Jim (Short for Gabriel) [iykyk]

RJ (my new name irl)

Junior (JR)

Tommy

Voting ended onNov 13, 2023

I have my reasons ok look

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]

[feralrookie]

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

[prismatic-bell]

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

[teaboot]

This makes me so happy

[nikki-smurfling]

I MADE A VERY NOISE WHEN I SAW

This is beautiful

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[nikki-smurfling]

@landlobsterqueen

[ruderogatii]

good morning

[whore-tm]

[mintaikkcorpse]

STOP IT ADAM HATES SEEING LUTE CRY

[kermahillway]

I'm slowly starting to give up on trying to get out of this fixation...

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

tumblr today :D <3

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[rivkann]

[flower-in-a-horror-novel]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[fancyglitch]

[m0rgenrequiem]

i love this wolf so much i had to draw him….. 

[musicalhell]

Sasha the Christmas Tiger has a new friend

[juuls]

We have a whole pantheon of animal gods on Tumblr, don’t we?

[brightlotusmoon]

We do! There’s a lot of cats.

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[voidee0]

boop :)

[blueboxbeagle]

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

[cafiffle]

I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

[cafiffle]

like this

[strangeracrossthestreet]

So, as you know, or don't, an employee got fired from Starbucks and they posted all the recipes online =)

part 1

[strangeracrossthestreet]

part 2/2

[bulletnunfunny]

reblog to fuck starbuck

[meow-the-meow]

Let's go!

[periwinkle-berries]

A familiar weeping angel

[nikki-smurfling]

@millilps

[ppaemeu4]

😊

[fuck-customers]