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noise dept.
we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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shark vs the universe
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@niklii
i think it’s so funny that a recurring plotline in x-files is like “yeah aliens are real but so is God” and we get mully and sculder’s positions switched where dana is like “god is real i know in my Heart” and fox is like “you sound insane”
i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free
…”It begins.”
Background: The Muskrat ordered Twitter’s microservices shut down today to “cut bloatware”. This was apparently one of them.
People downthread are advising that it seems to be only SMS-based 2FA that’s gone right now: email-based 2FA is OK.
If you’re on Twitter and haven’t requested a download of your data? Better take care of that.
…And whatever you do, don’t log out.
Oh, WOW.
Someone insert the anime man and the butterfly with <important security feature> and “Is this bloatware?”
ask and ye shall receive…
my only advice to all the girls out there is to wear weird shit. just do it
Benefits
Men are more likely to be put off and thus, leave you alone.
Women who are also weird may be inclined to start up conversations with you and befriend you.
Little girls will feel safer around you because they are also weird.
Small children may ask you if you are a fairy/princess/mermaid, and that's just a really good feeling.
You get that much closer to being a fairy/princess/mermaid.
6. You make your inner child happy and every time you do that, you heal.
@thebibliosphere
this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”
i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me
the clinking/scraping sounds in this are wild. reverse asmr
@gatheringbones
Week 45 #covid19 #socialdistancing #diary #notmanyphotos #thisweek https://www.instagram.com/p/CKaoXJ4psEXd46HV_jewUOqaWkQNMQKGy4F-640/?igshid=v4vt7u2jvhtv
Week 44 #already #covid19 #socialdistancing #diary #newhobbies #winter #tresleches #thankyoualexus https://www.instagram.com/p/CKH70XBJfbOI1Mba3nTN_JTBLNgPrMRtlYqyh00/?igshid=1m94i249qwsva
Happy New Year from our family to yours 💜 hope to see each of you again soon https://www.instagram.com/p/CJg6xV8p1xt15CsSwxHxb9zVx0J8PDSaRiE5YE0/?igshid=1nu0xcqdyeoxt
Week 41 #covid19 #socialdistancing #haircut https://www.instagram.com/p/CJRjvIIp15vYZ6rlWG9BnV-1U15RV1Dfx3WYaE0/?igshid=1i2xdqd7zty8m
This song is like a lullaby.
Múm - K/Half Noise
Forever grateful for our cozy household this Christmas ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CJHyM_cpa3ilIJ12VjPJiMFQMdolmfWkKVwAnI0/?igshid=x257936n1dp9
Week 40 #socialdistancing #covid19 #longestyearever https://www.instagram.com/p/CJFhAjEpTAPRD9aN-FRNff-gk3Rn_DgensYIzc0/?igshid=14svi8a1ntg5a
Week 39 #covid19 #socialdistancing #christmas https://www.instagram.com/p/CIwnnupJnOgjh2ivFavL3xUJpa2EGYeSUqdLjg0/?igshid=1sk4r4rx5wrt
