Nik Nak Frik Frak

FIST YOURSELF JACOB

[vmordecai]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

come on just close the door give them a little privacy

[niknakfrikfrak]

male and female in a movie: *make eye contact*

me: oh fucking christ here we go

[kattamslips]

me: I’m actually feeling good rn :~) this day is gonna be grea-

[bestofpokemongo]

When you see a rare pokemon nearby

[just-shower-thoughts]

Today earphones have replaced hats. You take them off only when you meet someone you have respect for.

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[catboyselsel]

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

[lesbian-trash-possum]

@fake-bird

[thepinkestpug]

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

[lanternlighting]

(x)

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

[linrenzo]

WHY WOULD YALL DO THIS I SCREAMED

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’ve all probably driven alongside someone who had a body in their trunk

[actual-haise]

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[gifbro]

[niknakfrikfrak]

Aleks: Good day!

James:

Aleks:

James: You’re just waiting for me to say something so you can interrupt –

Aleks: I SAID GOOD DAY!

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[hawwiboy]

never pour cooking oil down the sink after cooking with it

[blueotterkitty]

look both ways before you cross the road

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

[dashbeardconfessional]

this exists. I’m sorry?! maybe.

[hanzoshitmada]

Why are they so cute?

[blootra]

james over there on the left lookin’ like adult!steven universe

[hanzoshitmada]

oh my GOD HE DOES

[dorianpavus]