hey yo tony where'd you get that fresh pepperoni

alex, 17. video games and other things i like.

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whenever im reminded that the think tank scientists are canonically flat earthers i fucking lose it each and every time

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theyre flat earthers

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me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

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*walks into bathroom talking to myself under my breath* don’t forget to pee-pee this time idiot

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life is like a giant mushroom 

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Explain

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Hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ability to sleep

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I realize now i forgot to add the “can i get some” but i feel that just adds to the mood of the post

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when it’s only the first two weeks of school but every thing is falling apart

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In case u didn’t see these gems on buzzfeed

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my favorite video game joke is referring to main characters as the game name like “there goes halo!” “hey it’s john bioshock!” because too-serious gamer dudes will never think you’re joking for some reason

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ill never stop laughing abt the time my friends and i were walking to a con and we could see some cosplayers walking up ahead, amongst which was someone dressed as  Master Chief, and my friend shouted “hey look its the green guy from Red vs Blue”

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when your internet connection dies for more than 2 minutes

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